[anxietyproblem]

[kittycatblast]

"they must have been on drugs when they made this!" = dismissive assumption

"they must have been eating rotisserie chicken when they made this!" = insightful deduction

[pokekmonsters]

You know this is how it went down

[patapaj]

[unclefather]

Mini me from Austin Powers

[jakemorph]

this is the type of pussy they grow in labs… the clone clunge… the frankenstank…

[unclefather]

there is a point in time where you have to look at your decisions and decide to stop

[jonahscottva-deactivated2023060]

Visit Original Link

[7wise]

[stereocyon]

first apartment checklist

i know lots of you might be worrying about what you need to move into your first apartment. that’s why i put this little checklist together! 

fog machine

[marypsue]

This is a good post, but I’ve got a couple additions that OP overlooked:

2. 1,000 candelabras 3. full-size pipe organ

[darkskinlyn-blog]

me: *moving the camera around my character, checking them out*

my character: 

[unclefather]

Whenever I wake up is “tomorrow” I don’t want to hear that “well.. TECHNICALLY it’s today because it’s after 12 am…” excuse me, no. Time isn’t real, Michael. Suck my ass.

[783-remade]

milfs

[783-remade]

it’s a sensitive subject, but of course as long as you’re respectful

[deku-smash]

I still can’t get over how Naruto is literally named after the little pink spiral thingies you get in ramen noodles

the western equivalent would be like naming your kid fucking Crouton

[deku-smash]

MY NAME IS CROUTON AND IM GONNA BE PRESIDENT SOMEDAY BELIEVE IT

[zackisontumblr]

Please stop posting bullshit..

are you new here?

[obviously-student-deactivated20]

[crtter]

[lesbian-toddhoward]

[phemiec]

YA books: There are 2 boys, the protagonist girl HAS to date one, but how can she choose? They are so incredibly different in every way!

The boys:

[liminalspacetime]

He literally has a twin brother but the implication here is much funnier

[dingdongyouarewrong]

one time i was in a pub in london and saw lemonade on the menu and i was like mmmm lemonade!!! but i’ve been to australia and been tricked before so i was like hey is this actual lemonade lemonade or is it just sprite and she was like it’s actual lemonade so i ordered some and she brought it back and it was sprite. i hate england

[mosticonicposts]

certified iconic post

[petitbourgeoisiedeathsquad]

bro what is real lemonade

[thatguythatlikesmgsalottoomuch]