A small blog

Hi! Not much going on here. Just a shy person new to this website reblogging things that they like. update: no longer new to this website.

[importantcatpics]

[teaboot]

I was too busy laughing to take a picture but my son answered the door last night ready for an adventure 😭😭😭

[teaboot]

IT HAPPENED AGAINNN

[habken]

two pebbles

[parkchanwoohoo]

[jaubaius]

14 Wind Turbines Aligned In A Row In Nevada

[pyrrhiccomedy]

I like how “biblically accurate” has come to mean “eschatologically portentous.” like a biblically accurate angel is literally just some guy, but if you call this a biblically accurate wind turbine, everyone on Tumblr knows what you mean.

[thenatsdorf]

[madam-secret-goat]

[obfuscobble]

Cannot get over how accurate those text images are in describing the intonation of the dialogue.

[jelloapocalypse]

Someone asked me a while ago if I still had a photo of the worst sink I had ever seen while apartment hunting in Los Angeles. I assumed I deleted it so I didn't answer the ask and now it's gone, but as it turns out, yes, I do still have a photo of it.

[inthefallofasparrow]

What does this quote mean?

Most people don't believe in music, including me.

Typically only children believe in music; I am a child.

Music is for whimsical escapism, but ultimately isn't real.

My main experience of music is through Disney adaptations.

I believe Hans Christian Andersen and the Brothers Grimm popularised music.

Music is a useful way to subtly teach me morals.

People dismissively describe my taste in music as a disconnection from reality.

Voting ended on19h

[valtsv]

i feel like if you stabbed an angel the blood trail would look like this

[amazoogle]

[kvothbloodless]

Hey. Hey!

[puke-ur-gutz]

[cityrun]

to me demons are like cats just doing whatever they want causing problems on purpose, while angels are like hares theyre painfully aware of their place in this world theyve seen the end

[cityrun]

in my minds eye

[cityrun]

[cowardgrace]

rocky thought he was going to die he thought erid was doomed he thought he would never see grace again he thought grace was probably stranded by taumoeba too he thought their mission failed he was injured and burned and alone and HOPELESS and then GRACE BANGED ON HIS SHIP AND YELLED FOR HIM

[cowardgrace]

i have to go to the hospital

[manyblinkinglights]

#(so high pitched he's making dogs go nuts from 12 light years away) YOU SAVE ME AND YOU SAVE ERID#I LOVE YOU. I CAN'T CONNECT THE SHIPS IF YOU'RE OUT OF THE FUCKING AIRLOCK. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. GET YOUR ASS BACK INSIDE

[beemovieerotica]

someone on reddit posted a video of their *FIVE YEAR OLD* HAMSTER?????

[amnesiaguy]

you can experience life altering devastating emotion and then your cat will throw up next to you & look at you like does this help ?

[meburgers]

making sonas

[voidsetup1]

nothing here to run from

[what-even-is-thiss]

I know what I wanna be when I grow up but unfortunately that doesn’t pay very well so I also need to find a day job

[maxknightley]

from what I've seen, there are exactly Three Jobs hiring at any given time. they are:

senior logistics strategist at Hewlett Packard. $140,000 / year. requirements: three separate MBAs, fifteen years of business experience, no "ethnic" grandparents, unearned sense of confidence

"customer success ambassador" at Glurp. $70,000 / year, give or take, since 90% of your pay is based on commission. requirements: associate's degree, no experience, has never heard the phrase "pyramid scheme," no sense of shame

part-time server at Le Bon Mot. $15-$16/hr depending on level of experience. must work weekends, overnight shifts, holidays, while asleep. requirements: you will let customers spit on you.

[maxknightley]

I feel like I make some variant on this post once every two weeks, which should tell you how well the job hunt's going.

[headspace-hotel]

Where's "crime scene cleanup technician" (recommendation that Indeed actually gave me one time)

[beanytuesday]

Animal Crackers for Zoologists