Kai

20 | Any | im a living shitpost

[oldwebtreasure]

Leek Spin! (2006)

[ebail-deactivated20140920]

This is why he wanted to kick your butt Spongebob

[supamuthafuckinvillain]

He never forgave. He never forgot.

[demilypyro]

alright i get it, timeline, you think that lady from resident evil is hot, you wanna touch some undead tiddies or whatever, can we move on yet

[venerabledreadnought]

Oh, so now the starter of the Bowsette trend is gonna preach to us?

[demilypyro]

[pinkhairandpronouns]

THAT WAS PYRO?

[meme-loving-stuck]

YOU

[jiluan-deactivated20171207]

Visit Original Link

this is the audio version of this picture

[jiluan-deactivated20171207]

this person can cast technomancy spells without moving a muscle

dexterity: 80

strength: 10

intellect: 100

charisma: 0

he can’t unsheath his eyes because direct eye contact would kill a person

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[nathanharbonn]

Animation for the last TMNT game trailer from Dotemu Games 

[thebuttkingpost-deactivated2021]

Reminder

There are no cats in America and the streets are paved with cheese

[slimes-on-you]

source?

[thebuttkingpost-deactivated2021]

[extremefrogrefrigerator]

I am going to live my gay little life and notice my silly little symbolism in my silly little books and there’s nothing you can do about it

[worddevourer]

[miss-m-winks]

(Image description: a screenshot of two tumblr posts. The first is by @cyangansey, which is a text post that says “Let’s be real: image descriptions help the sighted too since this website never loads anything”

Directly below this, a post from @kidovna is seen, showing nothing but an image that wouldn’t load, indicated by a tan and grey color gradient. End description)

[official-lucifers-child]

the hilarity of seeing this post when the image is just a nice gradient and reading the image description

[liminals-space]

have you heard of the great scripulous fingore? you probably havent.. its a shame they removed it.

[larval-tear]

our fireplace doesn’t even have a secret passage i hate this stupid fucking family

[whitepeopletwitter]

[jesterbots]

i think asking the gc “hey can i vent” and then when they say yes going “alright cool” and then not doing so is my funniest bit

[disasterspinch-deactivated20251]

*Something bad happens to someone shitty*

Y’all:

[skluug]

'mobsters' are part of a 'mob'. and so you'd think 'lobsters' would be part of a 'lob', but ohohohhohoho, life just isn't so simple

[utopians]

no good method exists for referring to the abdomen. tummy is a child word for children. belly encounters the same problem. stomach is generally recognized but refers to a specific organ. you could say gut but that feels too vague. and abdomen makes you sound like someone who's trying to convince others that they're in med school

[politicalsci]

[shutupmerlin]

Hello @staff I would like to make a formal complaint that my tumblr ads are no longer funny and nonsensical, but annoyingly frequent and boring. I demand you bring back the frog with a knife. I want to pour vinegar on bread.