That wasn't very party rock of you

Oh fuck I'm dizzy

[kosmogrl]

[kumboochies]

[gaynfl-moved]

STOP CENSORING YOURSELF ON THIS WEBSITE. FUCK SHIT SEX MURDER ALCOHOL DRUGS FAGGOT DYKE QUEER TRANS BITCH SLUT WHORE SEX SEX SEX SEX!!!!!!!!!!!

[your-sleep-paraylis-demon]

OK OK. UH UHHHH..... KILL?

[gaynfl-moved]

[harvestspriteirl]

[goth-queen]

[catchymemes]

[lornasallydane]

Computer. Iris by the goo goo dolls. Loud enough to kill.

[valtsv]

my shoulder angel and devil are too busy having gay sex to care about anything i'm doing

[hollycircling]

🔪

[big8cola]

Like a half hour after taking pain relief meds: oh actually it doesnt hurt anymore i probably didnt even need to take those

[thelaurenshippen]

you want me to come out of my cage AND be doing just fine?? in this economy???

[voluntaryvictim]

glad to see those spreading the truth

[demolitiondean]

Rb to force new people from twitter to eat bees

[thebiscuiteternal]

Oh, hey, I was wondering when I’d get to use this again.

[icannotgetoverbirds]

did you just fucking have this

[that-house]

Being a little too cold: brrrr i’m a little too cold !!!

Being a little too warm: i am going to kill the next person who makes eye contact with me.

[weaponsofmassdisruption]

Not what I expected coming from John Green

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

I said what I said.

[hithisismeandmyfaces]

[schreibfederlaerm]

so this European clothing retailer decided to advertise their jean cuts on youtube and it's unintentionally the funniest shit I've seen today. why? well.

now important context here: in German, die (pronounced 'dee') is just a feminine article, it literally means "the".

but if an ad gets placed in the middle of an English video and doesn't use a single explicitly German word for most of the ad, even a native speaker is gonna think "they want me to die how?" it keeps getting funnier.

I mean, holy shit

i will use these as reaction images until i die

[fellshish]

AO3 down for maintenance moodboard

[suvittu]

somebody help me

[mens-rights-activia]

[gender-luster]

so you're telling me that, on oct 3rd, 2022, at an mcr concert (the band that inspired stephanie meyer to write twilight) gerard way went on stage for the encore wearing a TWILIGHT EDWARD TSHIRT, with robert pattinson's face on it, proceeded to call robert pattinson hot, and then, AND THEN played fucking VAMPIRE MONEY??

[thekimonogallery]

by artist Itō Jakuchu, 1790, Japan. Sano City Yoshizawa Memorial Museum