Me: Hey, I'm so-and-so, just calling because my brother ate here, and he ordered the clams? And I just wanted to give you a heads up that he's got really, really bad food poisoning.
Worker: We order everything fresh from a reliable source.
Me: That's great, I just wanted to let you know just in case.
Worker: Well it couldn't have been us, we follow a very strict procedure.
Me: ....Okay, yeah, I'm not looking for compensation or anything. It could have been something else. I just wanted to give you guys a heads up in case, I don't know, something happened in transit, or someone has the flu or something.
Worker: They don't. We don't do that.
Me: Okay well like I said, I'm not calling to complain, we're just covering our bases. Thanks though.
Worker: Okay. Have a good one.
Me to my brother: They say it wasn't them
My brother, still hunched over on his porcelain throne five hours deep into solo level grinding a toilet+bucket X2 combo breaker marathon for the title of King Shits, Lord and Ruler of the Bon Bon Von Püpenshittën Empire: it's fine