A Willing Accomplice

I'm Bethany, a 21 year old British ancient historian. Fluent in sarcasm. Ask Me

[drinkmypiss]

[bitchycode]

[owlmylove]

‪me, reading about women in Ancient Greece who could devote their entire lives to being a virgin priestess of hallucinogenic honey: god I wish that was me ‬

[bitchycode]

[vladtheunfollower]

goblin screen

[littlemedievalbitch]

let them in

[plant-folk]

[rotfront]

hoodies are one of the most powerful and underappreciated articles of clothing. cold? put on a hoodie. raining? put on a hoodie. no bra? put on a hoodie. nothing to wear? hoodie. cripplingly low self esteem? you already know. so versatile! so multifaceted!

[catchymemes]

[gingersofficial]

[bi-any-chance]

Holy fuck I didn’t ask to be a sobbing mess but here we are I guess

[soulsearcher33]

@clonesome @rowdyhooliganism @mauriel676 @happily-morgan

[rowdyhooliganism]

[hotboyproblems]

Me spending any money that's physical cash and not in my bank account total : this doesn't count as spending, it's not real. It doesn't exist

[pagewoman]

[thefugitivesaint]

Daniel Maclise (1806-1870), ‘The Origin of the Harp’, 1842

[writing-prompt-s]

The year is 2022. You and your gang shoot down Amazon delivery drones and sell their contents for a living.

[taquito]

this video is making me lose my god damn mind

[synqra]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BMJ6sizFlPf/

[animalrates]

I’ve never been so satisfied watching a bearded dragon eat blueberries. 12/10 must watch!

[potheadpotter]

Everything in life is better now

[ugly]

“She smiled and all I could think was ‘Oh shit’.”

— (via shutup-and-make-me-laugh)

[ugly]

Pre-nap me: gosh I'm just a lil bit sleepy I could use me a lil nappy nap

Post-nap me: why.... Why do I exist in this world.... How do I know what is real... What is the truth.... I'm so thirsty