its FINE

i’m gonna melt

[mintyepic]

normal conversation with my roommate

[realreadysetrose]

Robot Rock 🤖

[leechloach]

I need $600+ for stupid toys

[casgirl]

Characters who are like “let’s run away together let’s get away from all this” when it’s already too late!!!!!!!

[dykecinema]

[apollo-cackling]

[ID: reddit reply by u/BoquetOfGutsAndGore saying,

I'm not trying to be mean and I promise I'm saying this with complete sincerity and don't see this as a character flaw or anything, but just by virtue of you asterisk censoring the word "porn" I am going to take a leap and say you may not be Cronenberg's intended audience.

/end ID]

[pukicho]

Sometimes my dad likes to put little pills in my food. And in those pills is more of the food.

[pukicho]

[loveridden1999]

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

[featuringmarkhoppus]

[perception-filter]

Remember: if they can regenerate it is completely okay to do as much brutality as you want because they'll just heal it away anyways ^_^

[cryptotheism]

I feel like Squidward is the type of gay man who sexually imprinted on an unrequited crush in his teens and has been chasing it's shadow ever since. Sexually speaking I think it would be difficult for him to be present. It's not that he has trouble being vulnerable, I think he's a vulnerable if tense lover. Like whenever he sleeps with somebody new he can only see them when measured against an ideal he won't allow himself to fully comprehend. Because if he ever looks at it head on, he knows it will never happen perfectly. Like, he has a hard time indulging in his partners fantasies, especially when it clashes with the semiconscious image in his head. So the sex is pleasant but tense and distant.

[cryptotheism]

It wasn't Squilliam. It was some other person that moved schools and vanished before the advent of social media. Squilliam was the NEXT uncomfortable crush, but it formed around the unresolved feelings from the first crush, which is part of why he's feels so bitter towards Squilliam.

[lord-kitschener]

[bintilleil-deactivated20200510]

[folklorespring]

If We Lived Here by Paula Rebsom

[pileofknives]

Indigenous peoples of the great plains should've never told white people about tornadoes. "I don't know man that shit never happened before you showed up"

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

top economists are saying today that so long as the coyote doesn't look down he will never fall

[evilvillain123456789]

step one: replace entire personality with open, festering wound

step two: contort absolutely all stimuli in my environment to relate to the my wound in some manner, ideally one which justifies random acts of unbridled aggression and vengeance

step three: marry a girl with generational wealth

[contemptible-scoundrel]

miquella the kind has received a lifetime ban from dave and busters after accosting an omen family whilst howling IM SORRYYYYY and clawing at his face

[nextlevelsmp3]

[thewindowofthesummerhouse]

Karina Refrynn