for all the weird shit i do

[claredevee]

Smut dictionary bank (NSFW, 18+)

I’ve been compiling a smutwordlist and other handy tools, so I thought I’d share them in case they’re useful for other smutwriters💜

Tumblr resources:

The Smut Writer’s Dictionary by @maybeeatspaghetti

Smut Thesaurus [18+/NSFW] by @prurientpuddlejumper

smut guide by @iguessweallcrazyithinktho

A list of terms for smut by @thebleedtheory

Writing Smut 101: Overcoming Smut Shame by @slightlyrebelliouswriter23

🌈Is it okay for a straight writer to write smut for lgbtqia characters? Anonymous question answered by @thatspookyagent 🌈

🌈Gender Identity Resource List by @pocunion 🌈

🟡🟤⚫️Praising Beauty Without Fetishizing PoC Anonymous question answered by @writingwithcolor 🟡🟤⚫️

🟡🟤⚫️The skin tone guide part 1 by @writingwithcolor🟡🟤⚫️

🟡🟤⚫️The skin tone guide part 2 by @writingwithcolor🟡🟤⚫️

AO3 guides:

The Ultimate Guide to Writing Smut Fic by QuinnAnderson

The Fic Writer's Guide to Formatting by AnisaAnisa

The Fic Writer's Guide to Writing by AnisaAnisa

External articles/glossaries:

The Sexy Thesaurus 1

The Sexy Thesaurus 2

The Sexy Thesaurus 3

BDSM glossary

Dictionary of Sexual Terms

How to Write Smut

Here’s Your Everything-to-Know Guide on Erogenous Zones

🌈Gay Foreplay 101🌈

🌈Bottoming 101 🌈

🌈Gay Sex 101: A Comprehensive List of Queer Erotic Terms and Their Definitions🌈

🌈How to Write LGBT+ Characters🌈

TW->Thoughts on the Depiction of Rape in Fiction<-TW

Funny/Lighthearted:

70 Weird and Wacky Words for Vagina

A Definitive Ranking of 30 weird (And Funny) Words for Penis

If you have any recommendations please comment so I can include them!💜🤭

Also, please let me know if any of the sources I use are outdated, not working or problematic in any way so I can remove them or replace them💜

Last updated: October 2025

My masterlist

[fuzzydinosaur]

[storyheller]

- castiel

"human-angel handbook"

taglist under the cut - let me know if you'd like to be added or removed!

@ciderdean @rambleoncas @one-more-offbeat-anthem @pumpkinspicedeancas @jacobglaser @dadstiel @sexynursejess @seraphcastiel

[awwfuckidontknow]

I just had a fucking premonition. What if jackles releases the tapes on the one year anniversary of 15x18???

I would simply loose my fucking mind.

[breha]

superimposing the destiel ending onto straight characters is a very fun thing to do i do recommend it. doomsday but rose just doesn’t really come up after that and the bbc aggressively insists the doctor was going to say “i wish you the best my very good pal.” han says “i love you” to leia instead before he gets frozen in carbonite. she doesn’t say anything back and they just don’t bother to rescue him and he’s not really an important character after that. mulder confesses his love to scully, then gets immediately abducted by aliens, followed by two episodes where scully solves the plot problems, eats ice cream, and then dies for unrelated reasons. that’s the ending.

[thetiredstuff]

Guys someone put together a giant mega compilation of every destiel scene and it is 8 hours long

Deancasnatural

@gallaghcr: ATTENTION HELLERS!!  a bunch of oomfs worked together to make this giant mega compilation of every destiel scene on the show. its 8 hours long. have fun…

Deancasnatural

@gallaghcr: we weren’t able to keep it on youtube bc we got like 39478 copyright claims so if you could share the link and help us get it out there that would  be great !! @gallaghcr: and thank you to my besties who helped making this insane idea a reality @tobaccosunbrst @fionagallrgher @deanskorra @cattboycas @fellcastiel @eIeven @santcnas @inklingdean @sophiasmorgan @cilliqns

[samdyke]

im just thinking about the way that dean is so used to being the one to give, to shoulder the burden, to suffer for others. hs feels like his worth comes from the ways he can protect other people and thats the only thing he can offer up. he just gives endlessly even when he dont have anything left because he puts himself last time and time again, always other first at his own expense, the self sacrficing hero of non-existent self esteem

but loving cas....thats selfish, he thinks. thats something he knows could be detrimental and a potential weakness and he definitely never believes that it could go both ways, but he lets himself have that anyways. its the one selfish thing he will grant himself in spite of it all, just quietly and privately letting himself love

[theburialofstrawberries]

that the people who care about you aren’t, in fact, incrementally & constantly adjusting their opinion of you based on how stupid or cool your last interaction with them was….is something i actively try believing in every single day & when it works it brings my heart great peace

[whoreablydressed]

———On Wanting all the Wrong Things ———The Goldfinch - Donna Tartt // Geyser - Mitski // New York Movie - Edward Hopper // Theories About the Universe - Blythe Baird // Projection - Jenny Holzer // Guilty of Dust - Frank Bidart

[whoreablydressed]

just sapphic things...

[sunlitwaterscape]

[invalidslut-deactivated20220607]

INVALIDSLUT

[whoreablydressed]

———On Wanting all the Wrong Things ———The Goldfinch - Donna Tartt // Geyser - Mitski // New York Movie - Edward Hopper // Theories About the Universe - Blythe Baird // Projection - Jenny Holzer // Guity of Dust - Frank Bidart

[awwfuckidontknow]

Hey uhhhhh what the fuck?

[shesnake]

Kim Tae-ri for Frontrow 2019

[decorkiki]

Mens Fashion  - www.GoGetGlam.com

[bando--grand-scamyon]

…. *scribbles furiously on notepad*

[thedeanzlist]

Tips

[crpl-pnk]

i want men to be able to emotionally connect with people they don’t plan on having sex with. i want men to stop assuming i am planning on having sex with them because i make an effort to engage with them emotionally. i want men to stop feeling personally betrayed by the fact that i engage deeply & genuinely with people regardless of whether i desire them sexually, because i value people & seek to understand & connect with them regardless of sexual attraction

[crpl-pnk]

i can’t imagine how lonely it must be to reserve meaningful connection for prospective sexual partners

to only know your own vulnerability as bait

[sailorsally]

“The 2006 TV version of Jane Eyre with Toby Stephens and Ruth Wilson is the best Jane Eyre” I say into the mic. The scolars boo. I begin to walk off in shame,when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room. “She’s right” they say. I look for the owner of the voice.There in the 3rd row stands: Charlotte Bronte herself.