[axe-ident]

andrew | axel · he/him

mentally & physically disabled system

mlm & trans

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#yapp for posts in english

#pălăvrăgeală for posts in romanian

#🐱 sardine for our kitty 🕊️

[deervsheadlights]

wish everyone could perceive the Vague Concepts in my head because i just know you would looove my Vague Concepts. you would think im so smart if you saw the misty clouds of Vague Concepts floating around in my head. #MyVagueConcepts

[stitchposts]

unfortunately i have free will so im about to make art that is going to appeal to basically 4 people. let us hope those 4 people follow me.

[annabelle--cane]

sometimes someone I follow falls victim to severe Character delirium to the point where they stop even saying the character's name and just refer to them by an epithet like some kind of malevolent entity whom they don't wish to accidentally summon, so if the sickness sets in quickly enough and I don't pay close attention for a week I'm just Never going to figure Who this bastard haunting my friend Actually Is. and I'll spend months scrolling my dash occasionally seeing appeals to "that fucking horse" or "my evil grub."

[crabussy]

imagined the day my beloved bicycle breaks for good and without even a second of delay started miming the act of pulling out all my insides in an extremely frantic and dramatic manner. all that to say I reckon I have a sensible level of emotional attachment to my inanimate possessions

[crabussy]

I have written actual love songs about this bike. I have tucked her into bed during a hurricane. she's had thirty four years of adventure. I've only had her for two of those years. she's only had me for two of those years. but I like to think these two years have been the most wonderful and eventful and gentle years of her life. I don't know. I like bikes

[crabussy]

not only is she old, she's been in use for like FIVE TIMES the average bike lifespan. I'm twenty. that's one fifth of the human lifespan. problematic rider-bike age gap.... starts giggling and fanning myself

[crabussy]

hi websy

[kingcatnine]

talking about something i hate to someone who agrees with me: this is awful. not even fit for dogs.

talking about something i hate to someone who enjoys it: I'm sure it's good to people who like it

[theinfiknight]

Love when you try to take a screenshot but fuck up the timing of the volume down lock button combo and are left sitting there with slightly softer music and a black screen and you just have to sit there looking at your reflection on the locked phone and contemplate your failure for a bit

[joyflameball]

[wishing so bad to vaguepost but not wanting to send harassment after anyone] i saw a post. and it was bad.

[segamascott]

[loveridden1999]

i've been more peer pressured to watch star wars in my life than to do drugs

[alivehouse]

actually creators can be wrong about their characters sometimes. for example sometimes a creator thinks their character has blue eyes

[despazito]

Another one for "objectively funny crimes should not be punished"

[orthoscheme]

supermarkets should have benches

[orthoscheme]

everywhere should have benches

[awesomebutunpractical]

"He wouldn't say that" has a beautiful cousin, and her name is "That's Not What This Story is About".

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

i turned 21 today, all i can say is that it gets better

[mochi-moss]

🐛🪴🍃🪷

[akumamazoku]

that one pinterest trend

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