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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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@axelnotl
MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE
reblog to bap prev with your paw
My toxic trait is that no matter what I need three hours to myself at the end of the day to do absolutely nothing.
you don't even have a dog
happy june everybody i hope you get fucked and/or sucked this month
what if we don't wanna be?
then i hope for peace
this is how new yorkers @ mamdani
"So, um.. did you say I was different?"
Polly and Nill belonging to @brightgoat
i wish i could reblog all the i hate sex posts because they’re terribly funny but unfortunately it’s just not true. i don’t hate sex. i’m literally thinking about it while i’m on the clock. on the clock? i wish i was on the. well. i shan’t say
the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be apart of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.
I can't get over how hilariously on-the-nose Malice and Mayhem are as names for a villainous duo. In legal jargon, "malice" is the intent to do harm, and "mayhem" is the act of doing harm. You don't need to ask which one is the brains and which is the brawn because they're labelled.
sorry for the nervous breakdown everyone im actuallt fine because i have to be
Halal movie night follow up
@songfawn
It's fun being queer and weird and unconventional until you remember you live in a society
god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies
not using AI genuinely feels like the rest of the world is experiencing some kind of mass amnesia. if someone says they never use it, the immediate response is that can't be true because "everyone" uses it to write their emails or answer their questions. saw a comment suggesting that not using chatgpt to write an essay is "like the 90s". girl I graduated in 2021 and we weren't doing that! how is it that everyone has suddenly forgotten that they were entirely capable of doing these things all by themselves for their entire lives up until the past few years!! am I going crazy!!!
getting smacked in the face by a toyota camry, wrecking my motorcycle, and opening my eyes to this specific shard of my bike on the pavement next to me is divine poetry
ralsei splat my beloved, me too