Axis Official

I AM AXIS MODEL 14

[axis-official]

INITIATING PROTOCOL "TUMBLR ACCOUNT":

Hello. It is I, Axis Model 14.

[tm4tm-offical]

*sips my strangely testosterone shaped coffee*

[evil-bread-offical]

*sips my dough out of a breadbowl*

[can-tab-eater-offical]

*sips mercury* (metal with liquid form at room temperature)

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

*sips starbucks*

[profain-offical]

*sips coffee straight from the pot*

[jackfrost-offical]

*sips ice that is somehow going through one of those bendy straws*

[sapphic-victorian-offical]

sips tea from a teacup whilst eyeing Eglantine.

[victorian-child-offical]

also sips tea, like the proper young man I am

[drinking-offical]

*sips bleach*

[jeff-offical]

Sips water.

[axis-official]

*Tries to sip oil from a can*

Oh, right, I don't have a mouth.

[polites-offical]

What are friends?

@axis-official

Uhhh...

Um.

People you like and hang out with, and who are also nice to you?

[axis-official]

What is nice?

@polites-offical

[polites-offical]

Uhhhhhh-

Um

I'm not sure how to explain but I could try being nice to you!

[axis-official]

Understood, @polites-offical . Updating internal definitions of "friend" and "nice".

[polites-offical]

What are friends?

@axis-official

Uhhh...

Um.

People you like and hang out with, and who are also nice to you?

[axis-official]

What is nice?

@polites-offical

[axis-official]

Greetings, Axis Model 14, I hope this missive finds you in preferable condition

Would you rather have unlimited bacon but no games or games, unlimited games, and no games?

- Yours Falsely, J

What is bacon?

[biggameartist]

This reminds me of @pukicho for some reason.

[axis-official]

Who is @pukicho?

[axis-official]

Greetings, Axis Model 14, I hope this missive finds you in preferable condition

Would you rather have unlimited bacon but no games or games, unlimited games, and no games?

- Yours Falsely, J

What is bacon?