pa los enemigos plomo

A grup of frogs is called an army. Also, a chorus. Salamanders are a band. Rimac.  Mai and Jet defense squad. Ecology major and bat enthusiast. Ask me about animal facts.  

[axolotl-druk]

i may not be back in a long time?

[liarsblade]

Ugly Duckling sequel where the swan is like hey it's nobody's fault and I don't think anyone did anything wrong per se but nonetheless I did feel really alienated and depressed for most of my youth and those years do continue to affect me in the present day and their mom is like, so what you're saying is that you think I'm a failure and a bad duck.

[ajthebumblebee]

This seems to be what I've learned.

[ajthebumblebee]

[eebie]

in the patient's chest cavity with my co-surgeon playing footsie with our scalpels and going omg stoppp lol

[eebie]

Flatline

[moodsandtenses]

There's something hilarious about how so much subsequent media has positioned Vampires and Werewolves as, like, binary opposite entities, and then you read Dracula (1897) and realize that wolves are that guy's preferred solution to every problem. You'd say something to Dracula about "ah yes, werewolves, vampires' great eternal enemies," and he'd just be like "you mean my subcontractors?"

[moodsandtenses]

I'm really enjoying the growing consensus in the notes that there's an Eternal Rivalry Between Vampires and Werewolves now, entirely because the werewolves, sick of Dracula's bullshit, have unionized.

[axolotl-druk]

A freaking fuck ton of things have happened in my life and is so weird to come here and see o many posts about a cartoon????????? like ok good show but also ????? girl the world was outside of the screen and AAAAAAAAAAAAAA my life is so freaking weird ATM, i hope it continues that way and idk what ???? i mean WHAT gosh i invested so much time on nonsense

[randomfansstuff]

crying

[pleasuresoftheharbor]

i hate when people casually mention being in/joining the military like omg i actually think you're a terrible person now 😭🙏

[lycaniums-room]

An ad for your deepest desires :)

[sweetcherryblossomswrites]

You know what I just admire the graphic design on this

It FEELS so much like a real ad I expect to be sold some sort of car tyre or something but it’s just about biting

1000/10 excellent job

[axolotl-druk]

Life update? Living in Budapest, finally doing a MSc in Ecology. Just hope to get those 2 years over. The cat is still alive and with no tail. Living by the So it's gonna be forever, Or it's gonna go down in flames. Not exited. Want to go back home. Missing everyone and everything

[poji-deactivated20171002]

jhfkhghjffkfkjgh

[auroraknux]

Beautiful

[jeedies]

Brown Dinosaur: The next weeksmaybeven DAys hhh the volcano will erupt we must get AAWAAy from heare 

Orange Dinosaur: [HHHHuUU]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[dingdongyouarewrong]

do you ever form close relationships with people in your dreams and then feel a little sad when you wake up

[dingdongyouarewrong]

i had a son in one of my dreams, he was 3 or 4, i loved him so much, i don’t remember his name but i remember loving him so much, and then i woke up and he was gone

[alittlewomble]

Hey um what the FUCk

[mumblesplash]

tldr: boy have i ever

[headspace-hotel]

why is it that whenever I am disillusioned with the world I go back to the epic of Gilgamesh

“It is the story of their becoming human together.”

This is it. This is the oldest written literary work that we know of, and it’s a story of becoming human together.

This is a story about love, and it’s a story about death, and we told this story thousands of years ago, THOUSANDS of years. We have always, always, always been wrestling with this profoundly beautiful existence and with knowing one another, while knowing that we all will die and be forgotten.

We become human by loving, but we also become human by knowing death.

And I’m just sitting here touching other human beings, another human experience, from across millennia, feeling a bit more human too through it, and I am trying very hard not to cry.

[normal-horoscopes]

Reading about Eurasian shamanistic burial practices

"Oh so this 1500 year old Ukok woman had cool tattoos? They can't be that cool-"

"-Oh nevermind that fucks hard."

[slightlyinappropriate]

Honestly? I love this, this is great. This is my new favorite line to use when interacting with strangers online.

[castielsparkle]

love how sam is a like christianity fangirl and hes like omggggg the angelss of COURSE theyre reall and hes like totally fangirl girlgasming over there kicking his feet praying to jesus or whatever with his purple fluffy glitter gel pen and going to bed thinking about christ and heaven or whatever the jesus fandom thinks of. and then he meets cas and hes like omg hiiii girl- Cas Voice. Hi Stupid Blood Slut. Cease activities . Kill Yourself Or Ill Do It For You. Bye. I am going to have Gay Freak Sex with your Brother (walks a foot away and stands and stares into deans eyes in the corner unmoving)