An Antidote for Strychnine

avid duck enthusiast! i also like other things but mostly the ducks. header - https://twitter.com/Sifps/status/1668681584092782606

[everythingfox]

“My friend bought new clothes for his cat”

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[mint-swirl]

*trying to come up with rules for my new society after successfully leading the revolution* why don’t we just repurpose 5e

[aranzi-aronzo-wisdom]

[eurobeatbeetle]

bring out the rotating tiger

[fivehoursofscreaming]

so youre telling me that some asshole can just throw together meaningless shit and get notes and attention yet when i put actual thought into the things i say nothing happens i am so fucking done with this bullshit god damn fuck

[eurobeatbeetle]

[fivehoursofscreaming]

oh

[vaguely-ruth]

[comegetyoursister]

faputa made in abyss. you agree.

[coolxatu]

[coolxatu]

can we get this guy 1 million notes

[zanthe]

One Killion Notes

[terramythos]

apparently amazon's AI catastrophically fucked up and equated bytes with gigabytes so started billing aws customers literally billions of dollars for their data usage

[terramythos]

the percentage increase. i'm fucking wheezing

[ralfmaximus]

They're hoping somebody's AI accountant blindly pays their bill.

[nanoni-nanoni-nanoni]

パンケーキ

[winonaparadise]

Trying to fuck a girl with alters starting every text with to whom it may concern

[aranzi-aronzo-wisdom]

[nyanletnest]

[radiavoc]

smh you could have stolen noelle's name

[black-pill-becky-deactivated202]

hitting you hitting you hitting you hitting you hi-

[lesbianredpanda]

[s-lycopersicum]

onimai but in the uma musume universe so Mahiro becomes 12 years old AND a horse

[fernsnailz]

my seal drawing