muppet of a man

i said ooh girl. shock me like an electric eel.

[seashellronan]

guys i’m so sorry to say this but exercising and indulging in hobbies rather than scrolling on your phone for 200 hours actually does improve your mood and overall mental health, this has deeply upset me more than anyone

[imsoooodrunk]

Um... any muppet fans?

[thecryptkeeper]

[good-pokemon-center-reviews]

[plaguedocboi]

One of the funniest things about moon snails is that if they come across a succulent morsel that’s too big to eat right away, they’ll tuck it into a little pouch at the back of their foot and take it with them. And they look exactly like a cartoon character who ate a big wedge of cheese and is now suspiciously triangular.

“Moon snail, have you seen the tasty mussel I just dropped in the tank?”

Moon snail:

[malkshake]

• RedBubble • TeePublic • INPRNT • Spoonflower • Wallpapers

🌟Galaxy Crocs!🌟

[malkshake]

Have you seen my star croc wearing a tee?

Now you have.

Running a promo from the 27th to the 30th at teepublic for 40% using the code STARCROC on all croc and non-croc designs ✨

[sourvape-deactivated20251109]

[moniquill]

Yes, I absolutely do accept Must the frog.

[justplainrain]

[whale-blanket]

[video: gianni matragrano, cosplaying as columbo, walks up to a kitchen counter and says: “hi there. uh,” (loud fumbling for his wallet, opening it to show an id) “lieutenant columbo, LAPD, homicide department.”

he puts his wallet back. someone uses twitch points to overlay someone throwing a pipebomb onto the screen. gianni says, trying to contain a laugh, “pipebomb.” the pipebomb explodes. cheering erupts. end alt text.]

[catsandwich-deactivated20240213]

This is a literal sexual harassment training video we had to complete

[quendergeer]

i assumed this was porn

[dogpuppy]

[sourcreammachine]

the engineers designing the tesla truck

[flipchild]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

(taking bart by the shoulder) lisa is your sister... you should advocate for her. raise her up

[fervent-bookwomb]

i think that soy sauce fish and honey bear must be the very very best of friends

[fervent-bookwomb]

look at them. look at them!!! i bet they have tea parties together when the spice cabinet is closed.

[emtearzz]

buddies!!

[zooophagous]

Help I'm being eaten by a wolf

[antcomrade]

“Leave the Leaves” editorial illustration I neglected to post

[wasteofprotons]

biting can communicate so many emotions. angry? one big bite. affectionate? lots of little bites. sad? chewing on something thoughtfully. happy? many chomps. what isn’t there to love about it

[wasteofprotons]

on a completely unrelated note could the people I love move within 1-2 feet of me

[deadbeatmaker]

My favorite banned terms on this site are "suicide prevention" and "safe sex"

[breadcunt]

Fuck nasty and kill yourself inmediately after

[dagny-hashtaggart-deactivated20]

Salmon male grindset

[clownarchivism]

i love this post so much i painted it on some bark at the lake this weekend

[deadbeatmaker]

I love it!!!!!! ❤️🐟