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[timecryptid]

Misaki whenever someone insults his man

[ayeeblackcrow]

KuroDai Week | Day 3 - Enemies to Lovers

Kuroo who is always, ALWAYS mocking Daichi with "bet you guys don't have this in the countyside, hm?", always mentioning how Tokyo is better, more advanced, etc etc.

They can't meet a single time without Kuroo bringing up the Tokyo/Miyagi difference.

That is, until the day they (finally) sleep together, Kuroo is left A mess and Daichi asks "bet you can't find a dick like mine in Tokyo, hm?"

@kurodaievents

[bnesszai]

actually the kurodai hug is the only thing that matters in that movie

[ayeeblackcrow]

KuroDai Week | Day 2 - Royalty AU

[slightly spicy]

The Nekoma royal family is known to be very fancy. They're proud to be known as the always impeccable monarchs. Even the palace surroundings are always clean, with a nice/new painting, fresh cut grass, the royal horses smelling nice, etc.

Which is why no one should know that in the middle of the night, the young prince and the horse keeper are getting /freaky/, sweaty and smelly between the stable walls.

It's ok though. The next morning, when the queen finds a stray hay in the young prince's hair, he just brushes it off with "You know how I like to take care of the horses"

"I know you do, Tetsurou. But remember we have a reputation to uphold. See Sawamura for example, he's always with the horses but you never find hay in his hair. You could use the time you spend with him to learn a thing or two."

Little does the queen know /what/ kind of things the horse keeper is teaching her son.

@kurodaievents

[ayeeblackcrow]

KuroDai Week | Day 1 - Job Swap

KuroDai swapping jobs for a week. JVA Daichi goes to teach new kids about volleyball and all the little girls, the moms (and even some dads) are soo in love with him. It works so well that Kuroo's boss calls him by the end of the week, asking if Daichi doesn't want to be a permanent JVA

Meanwhile, Kuroo takes the officer role and takes all the old ladies in the neighborhood by surprise when they flirt with him and he flirts back. The ladies also ask him if he doesn't want to become a full time officer.

But in the end, they'd like to keep things as they are, because "my job might include helping other people but it doesn't include sharing my husband, #sorrynotsorry"

@kurodaievents

[haroldhighballjordan]

*Nightwing is publicly announced as the new Leader of the Justice League*

Deathstroke, barging into the Hall of Doom: *shoves Lex out of his seat at the head of the table* “Wow, I’d like to thank you all so much for this promotion.”

[haazuli]

The expensive stuff

[smaewastaken]

Batman from that one cover

[ineveryfandom]

Bruce, actually being genuine and concerned: why are you still single

Jason, offended: i know you did not just say that

Jason: you? of all people?

Jason: being gotham’s most eligible bachelor for 30 years straight isn’t a compliment

Jason: the public only votes for you ‘cause they have daddy issues and they like silver foxes

Jason: but youre not even a silver fox anymore, youre an arctic fox

Jason: no ones’s lining up for your wrinkly ass

Jason: god forbid they find out youre a furry too like damn

Bruce:

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Talia al Ghul, watching them from the window, covered in blood after taking over the LOA so that she, Bruce, and Damian can ride off to the sunset together:

Selina Kyle, next to her, holding Grace Kelly's $38.8 million Cartier ring as an engagement ring to Bruce:

Harvey Dent, in therapy for Bruce:

Superman, rearranging the stars to make a Batman/Bruce constellation:

Wonder Woman, picking out wedding dresses (for Bruce):

Hal Jordan:

Hal Jordan: what

Hal Jordan: im not in love with mr dark and brooding

Hal Jordan:

Hal Jordan, screeching at the other Green Lanterns to stay away from Gotham because Bruce didnt want anyone messing with it:

Ra’s and Joker, dead, still pining, but mostly dead:

[frownyalfred]

“Bats all have their respective Supers” false. Bruce Wayne got one (1) Super obsessed with him and it influenced an entire generation of Supers. His aura was so powerful, he managed to get Supers doing crossover events and protecting unrelated Bats. All because Clark Kent was down bad. Imagine.

[waveoftheocean]

happy superman day!! i don't have anything specifically for today but here's some kissing practice turned painting practice that i (predictably) got carried away with

[inkedberries]

after patrolling, unwinding in a diner somewhere ...

throw the man a bone batman geez

[ID: A fancomic featuring Batman and Superman in a diner. Superman sips coffee while saying, "You know... I DO show off sometimes, only to impress you." Batman looks shocked before he narrows his eyes at Superman. "Impress... me?" Superman smiles, says "Mhm," and takes a long sip. Batman, frowning: "You're Superman." Superman throws up his hands and replies, "RIGHT? It shouldn't be this hard. Why are you making this so difficult?" End ID] described by @nebulations

[ayeeblackcrow]

Reasons why KuroDai is the perfect SuperBat AU:

Daichi is the perfect golden boy who comes from a sweet family in the countryside. He's good with autorithy but never pushes it and people feel safe with him. Also has massive tits and is associated with a creature that flies.

Kuroo is the smart/strategy guy who comes from the big city. He has money and his history with his parents is troublesome. His job involves wearing fancy clothes and dealing with people in high(er) positions. He's associated with a creature of the night.

[momosweetpeach]

Thought about Child Law and Adult Law cosplaying one another jgjsbfbs

One is more excited than the other

[ayeeblackcrow]

KuroDai married AU

KuroDai AU where Kuroo's a pro volleyball player and his jersey name is 'Kuroo' even though most fans and commentarists call him 'Tetsurou' anyway.

They get married and Kuroo takes Daichi's last name. Kuroo doesn't mention any changes about his jersey so Daichi assumes he'll keep it like that.

Until the first match after the cerimony comes and suddenly Kuroo's at the court with a big 'Sawamura' on his back. Daichi is speechless. He had no idea. In fact, almost no one did. Just Kuroo's coach and the person responsible for ordering new jerseys.

In the post-game interview, Kuroo's asked about the name change and he simply answers "getting married to Daichi was one of the best things that happened to me. And since I can't wear my ring in the game, I found another way to bring my marriage into the court."

/fin

[I'm a defender of the 'Sawamura Tetsurou' agenda]

[ayeeblackcrow]

Kuroo: I like your last name

Daichi: thanks 😄

Kuroo: How soon can we share it? 😏

Daichi: 😳😳😳

[parangpara5724]

happy coralaw day! ^^