Cryptic

I’ve been here for too long yall. She/her-proship- 24 - multiship

[timecryptid]

So because I’m posting more on here let’s get a few things out of the way.

I’m utterly profic and proship in the way that I love problematic ships and that I am hugely anti censorship. My favorites are generally enemies to lovers, incest, and age gap. I’m into something new all of the time and will occasionally switch between things after liking them for only a day or so. I’m not really going to bother trying to say the things I’m into right now because it fluctuates so much.

Im not really going to bother with a DNI. Just no minors as I do post nsfw sometimes and know that I am block heavy. Me and the block button are in fact very much in love. Also if you don’t like me just move on. Once again, a huge fan of the block button. I will not respond to hate just block and move on so you would be wasting your time.

Also I forgot my ao3 is crypticallysmutty and my Twitter is crypticsmut. I've recently enough added bluesky to my list of social media's I'm trying to use which you can find here crypticquinn.bsky.social where I will be posting less tumblr friendly art.

[crabanarchy]

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

[crabanarchy]

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex

[mamawasatesttube]

the thing about media literacy is that understanding why the author chose to specify that the curtains are blue is the same skill set as understanding that the way the author characterizes all black characters as angry or all chinese characters as meek and silent is racist. it is the same skill set as being able to identify when a news source is biased or when someone is feeding you propaganda. the ability to ask "why did this person choose to present this premise in this specific way?" is a critical skill in a world full of misinformation. why are the curtains blue? maybe it's a characterization detail. maybe it's extraneous worldbuilding. why is this character written as being right all the time? maybe you're intended to disagree with them. maybe it doesn't matter. maybe you should still ask why.

[nekropsii]

rose is genuinely so funny. they both are, but rose doesnt get nearly as much attention about it. its that guy who has a blog.

[graymatteradvocate]

"Play toys with me or you're gay"

[bingutop]

You are trapped in an elevator with the person on your lockscreen. Who is it?

Reblog with who you get stuck with~

[andyeasp]

daily quotes

this is so true

[nomettesbizzareadventure]

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[soulstarix]

‘best friends brother’ ‘brothers best friend’ why not just brother #incestiswincest

[timecryptid]

One of my favorite sibcon tropes is a character fucking people who look suspiciously like their siblings. But it’s not intentional or anything just and accident that the person their fucking looks exactly like their sibling and no they didn’t cum while saying their siblings name you’re imagining things.

[heron-knight]

Vampire girl explaining that vampires don’t necessarily have to kill someone to drink their blood, but she did kind of kill a lot of people back when she was all depressed pre-transition: “when I was an egg I ate four dozen lads”

[timecryptid]

Esther realising that her mom and her uncle are weirdly close. And then realizing how much Nathan acts like a dad to her. And suddenly she has to ask Katherine “Is Uncle Nathan my real dad?” Making Katherine spit out whatever she happened to be drinking. Or even better she starts to choke and Nathan, who also happens to be there, starts to try and pat her back to help only for his hand to go through her.

Esther is quickly reassured that no she’s not an incest baby. She is weirdly sad about that.

[timecryptid]

Dexter Morgan is like if a serial killer was a harem protagonist

[timecryptid]

“How about you tell your family that you’re into rape and incest? I bet they would think it was weird”

Yeah because I would be coming up to my parents and telling them the kind of porn I jerk off to. They’d probably find it just as weird if I sat them down and told them every single one of my favorite hentais. Or walked them through my porn history. Because my family doesn’t talk about the kinds of things we are sexually into. You may be that open with your family but what I jerk off to is not my families business.

[timecryptid]

You know your life is going well when you start to consider watching a 37 season show just for the gay couple you keep seeing clips of

[timecryptid]

One day I’ll write an essay on the misogyny in assuming a Lord of the Flies situation but with young rich girls would be perfect and not also devolved into absolute chaos. As if young rich children in general are terrible and it had nothing to do with the gender of the child.

But today is not that day

[timecryptid]

The ceiling of my room starts leaking and all the videos I’m being shown are about how to stop “gooning”. First just say masturbate like an adult. Second I’m not going to stop jerking off and the only reason I’m not rubbing one out right now in revenge is because I’m currently sleeping in the living room.

[timecryptid]

Can people not do a second take anymore? So many videos now will have people correcting themselves in videos they could easily just retake. This isn’t a street interview or a livestream, just do the video again