Obnoxious and Weird

|OBNOXIOUS&WEIRD SINCE 2010| 25. femme lesbo. single. stoner. hoop  dancer. contortionist. amateur acrobat & gymnast. nerdy stripper. literally psycho. Instagram: spacecadetantoinette

[lecastlevania-blog]

[especially]

[clair-audients]

[theteambaby-deactivated20221105]

- Do you fear death more because you are sinners?

- Love’s not a sin.

[aygayalien]

I love this. Pride in the 18th century u guys.

[riverlarking]

i want to share with you some of my favourite graffiti from Pompeii

“Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!“ 

“Amplicatus, I know that Icarus is buggering you. Salvius wrote this.“ 

“We two dear men, friends forever, were here. If you want to know our names, they are Gaius and Aulus.“

“Floronius, privileged soldier of the 7th legion, was here. The women did not know of his presence. Only six women came to know, too few for such a stallion.“

“On April 19th, I made bread.“

“ I have buggered men.“

“If anyone does not believe in Venus, they should gaze at my girlfriend.“

“It took 640 paces to walk back and forth between here and there ten times.“

“Chie, I hope your hemorrhoids rub together so much that they hurt worse than when they every have before!“

“Epaphra is not good at ball games.”

“Two friends were here.  While they were, they had bad service in every way from a guy named Epaphroditus.  They threw him out and spent 105 and half sestertii most agreeably on whores.“

“Secundus likes to screw boys.“

[archivedbarfblog]

I’ve always loved these. Humanity has never fucking changed.

[frognonbinary-deactivated202412]

the guy who wrote “if anyone does not believe in Venus, they should gaze at my gf” drank XTREME respect women juice

[justanothertattoo-blog]

[dogmouthed-doe]

here: the bastard

[boredpd]

tired isn’t even a mood anymore it’s my entire personality

[gaybaerey]

             Hello, stupid.                             It’s good to see you.

[humantested-turingapproved]

In case anyone is curious, you can put 27 toddler socks on a lazy cat and she won’t move.

[mostlycatsmostly]

23 ski caps and didn’t budge. 😺

[no-lives-matter-that-much-deact]

Four remotes a box of floss and a battery.

[the-addiction-of-you]

Another cat

[sadrien-depreste]

many oranges

[aygayalien]

@secretlydeadpool i chaLLENGE U.

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

May I have a sip of your bong water mlord

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

[dr-thackery]

[dismantlerepaired]

[ilovepretzelrods]

[thegingerbalrog]

[onwardwall]

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

#what the fuck happened here

[her-eyes-dared-me-with-danger]

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

[kyloschuyler]

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

reblog it, because Russia can´t

[maradaisykat]

Thanks Obama 

[my-sisters-eyeball]

Wtf

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

When Russia makes this post illegal

[pagalini]

words of wisdom from hiram mcdaniels

[wtnvwritings]

Someone: Hey what are you thinking about right now?

Me: Oh you know, important life stuff and whatnot

Me, internally: Does being in a relationship with Hiram McDaniels automatically count as polyamory? He uses singular pronouns but each of his five heads have a distinct sense of self and personality. Do they have separate likes? Dislikes? Do they share a hivemind mentality or do they have to communicate verbally with one another? Would it be awkward to smooch just one head or would it be polite to smooch all five every time? Would-

[aygayalien]

Those are totally important life questions tho

[abjectionrules-deactivated20200]

love… is stored in the cat

[prismacolorz]

[jellymoon-blogs]

[rottenwasp]

san junipero + face touching

[fuks]