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see you in a field of flowers

[aylinify]

to go on pinterest and save screenshots of tumblr threads and then go on tumblr to see more tumblr, yeah that's the life

[important-animal-images]

[animentality]

[spacerockband]

maybe this is all just a bad dream, tomorrow we’ll wake up and we can go to the pool

[netherworldpost]

Learn your heart.

Pay your taxes. If you don’t know how, ask the local tax office before they are due. A month ahead of time or more. Dont lie on forms. Messing up is typically fairly cheap unless you lie.

Try lots of stuff.

Continually study the difference between discomfort and danger.

Make boundaries, express them. Respect expressed boundaries.

When you mess up, learn. Stay curious about everything.

Make art. Quality unimportant, satisfaction omnipotent.

[pennyroyald]

[epicsause-official]

as a cis guy, when presented with the "99% you get a ton of money, 1% you turn into a girl" it honestly would be dumb to not hit that button until it breaks. like ok now i have 100 bajillion dollars and gender dysphoria. big deal. i have all the money in the world to turn me back into a guy. like with that kind of money i could have obama do me a phalloplasty. he wouldnt be able to do it as he isnt a surgeon but the point still stands

[biggestcommunismbuilder]

Okay but hear me out OP, what if the button does the genie wish thing and it flips your internal experience of gender but doesn't change any of your external sex characteristics? This isn't even a gotcha, I'm just actually curious

[epicsause-official]

well in that case i still end up with the "shitload of money & gender dysphoria" combo but this time obama is doing a vaginoplasty instead

[cameoappearance]

#all roads lead to obama bottom surgery (via epicsause-official)

[paulgadzikowski]

"Then transition."

[ahotknife]

the thing is that childhood doesn't just end when you turn 18 or when you turn 21. it's going to end dozens of times over. your childhood pet will die. actors you loved in movies you watched as a kid will die. your grandparents will die, and then your parents will die. it's going to end dozens and dozens of times and all you can do is let it. all you can do is stand in the middle of the grocery store and stare at freezers full of microwave pizza because you've suddenly been seized by the memory of what it felt like to have a pizza party on the last day of school before summer break. which is another ending in and of itself

[clearestbluest]

<3

[shining-bewear]

[naamahdarling]

Hey.

This is one of the reasons why you should be kind to older people.

This happens more and more, harder and harder, and dealing with it that often is pretty rough.

Let them tell their stories.

[leofwines-deactivated20250831]

love my pumpkin

scary my pumpkin

[deathtokillian]

10/10 dad joke

[original-character-chaos]

I'll take "sentences you would only hear on tumblr" for $200, Alex.

[infectiouspiss]

umm fucking sniffsniffsniffsniffsniff ??? ? (x)

[infectiouspiss]

umm fucking sniffsniffsniffsniffsniff ??? ? (x)

[narwhalsarefalling]

my dad was looking for sprinkler heads that got buried during the winter with a metal detector that i bought in 5th grade and i didnt have the heart to tell him that it probably didnt work so i was watching him though my window and i saw him pick up what looked like a clump of dirt and i was like “oh it does work” and then i look closer and its a rabbit. my dad found a rabbit with a metal detector that doesnt work. 

[narwhalsarefalling]

to clarify: it DID work, the rabbit was nesting on top of the buried sprinkler and has 4 bunnies. it also bit my dad

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexywoman Contest 2025 Final Round

Morticia Addams

Miss Piggy

Voting ended onApr 29, 2025

[tanoraqui]

I have never in my life experienced more real “why must we pit two bad bitches against one another?”

[thehummingbirdsmatter]

I love when a meme gets so many steps away from its source material that it would be completely incomprehensible if I didn't know what today's date was

[markv5]

– Смотри: я сфинкс….

[littleoldariel]

Can someone please translate this I feel like it’s important

[redportrait]

“look: i’m a sphinx”

[ladyshinga]

you’re right that was important

[oceaniddoesstuff]

That was SO important

I need the council’s attention for this one

@maryland-officially @walmart-the-official @bingle-official @empressumbreon

[freshpickle]

besties can I be real honest with you? I'm so fucking tired of not having enough money to live

[titojefie]

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