Shitposting

Thats it, thats the blog

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2021 please- I’m tired

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As I have just received a massive ego boost and or stroke from my close companions I have decided to never stop talking. I will simp - ly type forever untill my fingers bleed and I will chatter my nacker untill my teeth fall out. I do believe I successfully utilise the english lexicon, but now im just flexing.

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day 95 of quarantine,, why on earth am I trying to get into 5 new kpop girl groups, thats over 30 new individuals?? My list of groups and bands is already over 50.

Therapists of tumblr!!

Tell me why even though I have all the talent, in vocals rap dance and art already for my choosing,, yet i still,, want more in the form of synchronised pretty girls?

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I now stan exactly 64 kpop groups.

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Im fucking shattered. Rip my energy levels. ⚡

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Thats wise words coming from a man who looks like his brain is consistently playing elevator music.

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in case y’all haven’t heard, ansel elgort is a rapist. i don’t understand how some people can call the brave girl who spoke up about her experience a “clout chaser”. what’s so good about publicly being seen as a rape victim? why would anyone want that? believe sexual assault victims.

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day 95 of quarantine,, why on earth am I trying to get into 5 new kpop girl groups, thats over 30 new individuals?? My list of groups and bands is already over 50.

Therapists of tumblr!!

Tell me why even though I have all the talent, in vocals rap dance and art already for my choosing,, yet i still,, want more in the form of synchronised pretty girls?

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Paying for his lunch, and for his rent? Imagine being that economically secure.

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Black lives matter

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Every time someone in the world asks the question:

"Is _______ okay? "

the answer is no.

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Is he,, y'know

👉 👉

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I may be annoying as shit but at least I've never sent 10+ of my mutuals a blurry zoomed out photo of my face that ive scribbled over with the words 'Recent xx'

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Deadass, just put it on like a skin coat.

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Banana milk tasty.

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Day 57 of Quarantine

Cars are pansexual because I

said so!!

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Reblog if you know what baby rusks are and or have tasted them.

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I keep craving dry tortillas, baby rusks and banana milk.