needing hugs and drugs

I'm just stumbling through college life wondering when I'll ever not be in the mood for a nap

[crescendd]

[curiositymarsrover]

Earth, you are my wishing star. Here’s how you look from my home on the surface of Mars.

[sunwomb]

“you are my wishing star” is so romantic 

[flowury]

why is the mars rover so slick

[srsfunny]

This Has To Be The Greatest Idea Ever

[singlehair]

[eliego]

[cassercole]

toooooo real 

[tastefullyoffensive]

[softhoneybuns]

That paw’s GLOWIN

[news1es-forever]

Is no one talking about the dog’s face?

[historicaltimes]

Carrie Fisher & Debbie Reynolds Meet US President Richard Nixon - Early 1970’s

via reddit

[queenstark]

[sealeo]

[clitliquor-deactivated20180707]

how long is that video oh my god

[rylances-deactivated20170212]

this video is over 7 millennia long. if you started playing this video when the wheel was invented it would not be over yet

[richwhore]

Put this in the MOMA

[adulthoodisokay]

i can’t believe she just murdered her son like that [x]

[bruhduderusrs-deactivated202406]

I’m her son

[sleepthroughthealarm]

i literally only got this joke yesterday

[fuckingsleeep]

I don’t get it… Someone help me…

[hashtagloveloses]

*psst* he was gonna say LAID

[greelin]

“alcohol isn’t supposed to taste good” buddy watch me drink the fruitiest/sweetest shit i can find & enjoy it b/c i don’t hate myself enough to even begin to consider drinking like. beer

[professorfudin]

“I don’t like the taste of beer.” “You don’t drink it for the taste! What’s wrong with you?” -too many conversations I’ve had

[danielodowd-deactivated20170124]

[gunvolt-deactivated20170117]

lol whats your sexuality

[k1mkardashian]

I had a dream I was nicki minajs stylist and we were picking out purses and she wanted to choose an ugly one and I told her straight up it was ugly and I was scared for a second but she thanked me for being real

[fanonical]

reasons the harry potter universe is fucked up #82932: there is the ghost of a murdered child in the bathroom and everyone treats it like a minor inconvenience

[itsagifnotagif]