ugh.

idk u can call me Ays i guess arashi blog arashi twitter phan blog phan twitter

[thegleamoftheknife]

Had to label the old trash barrels so the collectors would know to take them

[sabrecmc]

This should be the last post on tumblr before it is shut down.

[srsfunny]

Wisdom To Pass On

[stability]

[woaerp]

So it's Father's Day. If any of your dads suck or aren't there for you, I'm your dad now. Cmon sport let's grill footballs.

[pettycentral]

[smatter-deactivated20220909]

This might be my favorite post hahaha

[pdothamman-deactivated20170513]

I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD YO BECAUSE DON’T THEY KNOW IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE THERE???

[angrybagel]

[distinguishedbaloney]

[hoebutmadefashion]

I’m listening

[awesome-picz]

Asshole Cats Being Shamed For Their Crimes.

[eminentauthenticity]

sorry this is so much better than the dog one 

[baeddelshinsgirl]

It would work better if they had the slightest ounce of shame in their little kitty bodies, but then they would not be cats.

[whoarei]

she guessed my favorite color first try..

but between me and u……. i didnt even have a favorite color until she yelled out yellow!! she was hella excited n smiling like a little kid. so i told her she was right and i havent seen yellow the same since, its in everything. i could probably live in it now. 

[diet-soda]

[luffys-hat]

[lesbiantiana]

“what’s your favorite position in bed?”

 near the wall so I can use my phone while it’s charging

[leit-e]

[hipp-pie]

Same height party

[orchidvioletindigo]

what

[hellotailor]

omfg

[transhumanisticpanspermia]

imagine walking in and being taller than the standard height and everyone groans because they have to change into taller shoes

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[5750]

I want to Die

[animentality]

Poor KVIIIlyn probably does too.

[trapcard]

 I need to become a C list celebrity so i can just randomly show up to award shows just to look good

[animentality]

I would love to be a C list celebrity just to watch some A list drama and wear a sack to award shows.

[edenwolfie]

my year 8 students had to do a budgeting activity pretending they were living out of home on $2000 a month and I find this written on there help I can’t fucking breathe

[jxnc-deactivated20170922]

[gracegisela]

i may act like i’m sassy but if you’re mean to me there is a 900% chance i’ll cry