[heartseeker]

i think about “ham and bean” on the daily

[damazcuz]

I admittedly get really 🥹🥹🥹 whenever I see mama animals and baby animals (due to my issues and problems) but there's something so charming and awesome about mama animals that are just kind of bad at handling baby animals. Like what the hell girl.

[damazcuz]

*And to be clear I specifically mean that To Me as a clueless human with little animal knowledge, mama animal appears to have just shown up on the job today and is figuring out baby animal as she goes. Maybe she's doing a good job and I just can't tell.

...let's get dangled by our tail by mama... this post was an excuse to upload this photo, I'm just so enamored.

(Source, 04non_non on Twitter)

[allsadnshit]

My mantra this week

[computernurse]

perennial

[bunni420]

it is my job to feel immense fear

[zedogica]

ok. i survived 25 years outside the international space station. who gives a shit

[biglawbear]

Technically most moss is outside the international space station

[raibura]

Consensus

Reductive

Progressive

Voting ended onDec 25, 2024

[infectiouspiss]

you have to stay alive. you're going to be such a beautiful middle aged freak. young freaks will see you in the street and know that things can be okay.

[iwritebigbellies-blog]

I was 22 when I got my first bookstore job, and at the time my entire experience of "old people" was my grandparents, none of whom had been particularly healthy, and none of whom I was close with. To my young eyes, all they did was sit around and be old. That was life after 60.

The owner of the bookstore was this grand old dame of 76 who had been in the business for 40 years. She'd had three kids with a husband who was extremely gay, and as soon as those were old enough, they split up. She read on an epic scale, was an avid follower of the opera, sang in several choirs, and scheduled arts programming for a private club. She had gentleman callers (so they styled themselves) at the store continuously the entire fifteen years I worked there--yah, into her NINETIES. She never took up seriously with any of them, because they couldn't keep up. She was impeccably dressed and put together every single day of her life, drank regularly, and said they would pry her estrogen supplements out of her cold, dead hands. She had a gang of elderly single lady friends, though, and they went out every night of the week. They knew everything and everyone, collectively. She got her first smart phone in her mid-80s and became extremely Online. I bet she's on Tumblr now. She is 96.

This blew my mind. Life didn't have to be over...ever.

We worship youth in our culture. Only the young have futures, and the aged exist to enable the lives of the young. We act as if by the time you hit forty, you've had your chance. You are now expected to step aside and scede life to others.

FUCK THAT. I have a lot of life ahead of me. I have places to go and books to read and people to fuck and food to eat and music to dance to and emotions to feel and nazis to punch and stories to tell and hearts to break and ventures to capitalize and empires to conquer. I am going to be doing this for the next fifty years, minimum.

Life has so much in it. Do it all, forever.

[tittyinfinity]

The US is crazy bc like so many people have intense conspiracy theories about the government like "I think there's a secret elite group of people who control everything" and you can tell them "actually you're not completely wrong, it's just not a secret group of people, it's a bunch of rich people and lobbyists who are doing it all out in the open" and they'll be like "hmmn I don't think it's THOSE people though. I prefer my racist & antisemitic theories"

[tittyinfinity]

They'll be like "I heard there's a powerful ring of pedophiles who are influencing the country" and you'll tell them "I mean yeah that's what the Epstein files are about" and they'll say "no I'm pretty sure this has to do with The Queers actually"

[neovid]

Conspiracy theory no one will ever accept: What if the people secretly controlling the world are the same people obviously controlling the world?

[daughter-of-sapph0]

[anarchistmemedistro]

fortune magazine literally keeps a running tally

[chessmove]

Nice argument. However I have already portrayed myself as the snoopy generated by the hal pcg 6500 and you as the snoopy generated by regular pet graphics

[pavizi]

do you have an obnoxious bitch fetish

this is bar none the funniest ask i have ever gotten

[innerchildabortionclinic]

when I say "you should kill him" and people look at me weird

[moveslikekeithrichards]

the problem with me is i cannot differentiate what is & is not my circus and what are & are not my monkeys. this gives you mental health conditions

[nuisett3]

[just-out-of-range]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

hey kid. im a computah. stop all the downloadin 

[riotdyke]

Hi We're your local depressed disabled tranny and we are undoubtedly about to get fired from our job after being not as able to work consistently - if there are any folks in the position to maybe throw a gal some money for foods and meds (and the new apartment I'm trying to get), please do consider it and spread this around. I am very scared of shit currently.

C: here

V: here

P: DM me

[riotdyke]

Update to this as of 09/20/2025:

We recently got approved on the apartment that we were applying for with some friends locally (very good news) but my employers have made the decision to place me on medical leave for the time being, most likely at least two weeks - meaning that unfortunately I'll be missing out on some survival money. We know we'll get by either way but if you got a few spare dollars around to help a bitch get through the weeks it could help for sure.

[bynine]

SUDOWOODO-UNOVA - PSYCHIC

As its habitat became urbanized, its body morphed to adapt. The blinking of the bulbs on its head can force opponents to stop or go at Sudowoodo's discretion.

[gameghostiez]

tysm for taking my request, I never would've thought to take Sudowoodo's mimicry in this direction! Feels like it would be either extremely helpful or extremely chaotic outside of battle