I'm Min Yoongi's SIMP

AJ/Alej | 27 | ♉ | INFJ he/him or they/them. The blog of an agender princess who loves anime, video games, cute animals, food, robots, space, music, cosplay and bad humor This blog is 18+ and can be NSFW. This blogger is a medical marijuana user

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

what if you were GAY and LUTHERAN and your PASTOR said innies have SOULS so you decided to get SEVERED and you FELL IN LOVE and COULD HAVE POTENTIALLY HAD UNPROTECTED SEX with your COWORKER. do you think your innie would go to heaven?

[sorrydetka]

just got the call. fired. i was the DEI coordinator at Lumon in charge of making all the old men on the severed floor gay

[figmentof]

SEVERANCE 2x03 | "Who Is Alive?"

[cowboyidiot]

there’s something so beautiful about helena eagan not being written as an elite frigid untouchable evil yet perfect woman like she’s such a loser and it’s so wonderful. she’s revolutionizing loser women on my tv in the same way helly r continues to revolutionize the representation of girls that bit someone in 3rd grade. and they’re both the same person and hate each other and are messy about it. it’s just beautiful.

[bombshellsandbluebells]

Dylan so OBVIOUSLY has unmedicated ADHD and it kills me that he thinks of himself as a failure/loser (and his wife also kind of thinks it of him)

being very perk-motivated, being good at macrodata refinement because it's kind of like a video game and also involves clear successes/incentives, getting really into interests only to spend a bunch of money on them and then fizzle out later on, being really bad with budgeting and long-term thinking about money in general, forgetting to do the cookies for the bake sale

this man needed an ADHD coach and some Adderrall and he got severed instead

[eggsistential-breakdown]

Milchick is losing it, everyone is having a multidimensional love polyhedron affair, mark is dead. macrodata is NOT getting refined. live laugh love severance season two

[satan-wishes-he-was-me]

helena after the talk in the chinese restaurant: yay! i got a good grade in Mark Scout, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve

mark: god i need. a lobotomy

[dedalvs]

The Ts'íts'àsh (Firish) Language from Elemental

Ìf báì!

Jessie Sams (@quothalinguist) and I created a language for Pixar's latest film Elemental. We created both a spoken language and writing system that are used in spots throughout the film. It's out today, so if you watch it, see if you can spot any of it! We had a lot of fun creating a language the requested "sound like fire". A tough thing to do with a human mouth, but we had some fun with it! Some language highlights:

Ejective consonants

No nasals

Fricative nuclei

Fluid (ha, ha) case system

Glyphs that resemble braziers

If you check it out, we hope you enjoy it!

[liszadolbalsya]

I think Lake was the first to receive information about Wade’s days :)

[vazaez]

theyre my emotional support straight ppl

[railwynn]

Wade "Ride or Die" Ripple and Ember "Stressed 24/7" Lumen everybody. Whatta couple 👏

[slimegargoyle]

she's everything. he's just tom.

[eternalgirlscout]

shakespeare wasn't lying that tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow can creep in this petty pace from day to day

[adamtheredbeard]

neither was Smash Mouth. the years start coming and they don't stop coming

[depsidase]

[inthefallofasparrow]

For anyone who may be wondering, 'Donner' and 'Blitzen' are the German words for Thunder and Lightning. Contrary to popular belief, Santa Claus was not a part of the fabled Donner Party tragedy of 1847, nor as far as we know, did he ever partake in cannibalism.

[iwasalwayscobrakai-deactivated2]

phineas and ferb au where they can't build anything and everything looks like this

[wonderfulworldofmichaelford]

[7l7l7l7l7l7l7l7]

i’m ngl i haven’t felt fly like a g6 lately

[squeakadeeks]

some Hypnos my beloved since Hades was so good they literally made a Hades 2

Photography on location photos done by Dr. Cosplay Photography

Worbla’s black art on this costume sponsored by Worbla / Cosplay Supplies !