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[crimewave420]

[toshio]

[thebestoftumbling]

[bitchycode]

[little-vvitch]

this is the 2016 apology post. reblog in 45 seconds and 2016 will apologize to you in the form of money.

[thebootydiaries]

[sexfeline]

[awwww-cute]

[corgisandboobs]

“What’s the password?” “Is it… is it ‘dog’?” *muffled meeting behind door* “You may enter.”

[1212121212212-deactivated202101]

[sprousetwinsblog]

[evilscientist]

people who have perfectly straight teeth but never had braces

[stagnantwater447-8995]

teacher: hey you are failing your classes idiot

student: you know what teach? i dont give a swag *walks out*

that student.. as you may have already guessed.. was albert einstein

[laurbyboom]

um..i think you made this up for notes?

[stagnantwater447-8995]

first of all, how dare you

[crimethincingofawhitechristmas]

It’s not left vs right, it’s my hands vs Hobbes

[ewaneneollav]

mona lisa: *crawls out of the painting and starts gruesomely eating people and takes 10 bullets to the head before she dies*

[kissedbythevoid]

[fukuzawayumi-archive-deactivate]

のほも is such a good word?? the concept is kind of hard to fully get across in translation, but basically it means a feeling of pure, deep, platonic affection, and i think thats beautiful

[indigoire]

You son of a bitch. 

[wonderstrevors]

Damian Wayne vs Jon Kent (plus the batpets)

Superman #10

[freddeybenson-deactivated201411]

*police dog is looking for weed*

*dog finds weed*

“you smelt it you dealt it”

*dog goes to jail*