Okay but when Nureyev comes back from finding himself and isn't relying on thievery anymore, what new job is he gonna have?
Good and bad answers please.
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Okay but when Nureyev comes back from finding himself and isn't relying on thievery anymore, what new job is he gonna have?
Good and bad answers please.
I'm so in love with the conversation Juno and Nureyev had on the beach- Nureyev's fear of Juno rejecting him, then being reassured immediately by Juno saying "I love you so much that I followed you, and I love you so much that I'll let you go."
In a season that was all about the potential for eternal life Juno really said: we don't have all the time in the world, but I'm willing to give every bit of time I do have to loving you the right way.
I've never been happier to have horrible sounding kissing noises in my ears. I'm sorry I complained in the first place Penumbra, I didn't know how much more painful you could make it
every podcast relationship be like
i'm out here waiting for new junoverse content like a woman staring out the window wondering when her husband will return from war
sam&alice soon!!!!
Nureyev getting a coffee from Jet for Juno??? Will live rent free in my head. I've missed jupeter so much
Nureyev with piercings. You agree.
Two ideas, and idk if i'll ever do something with them:
peter nureyev hanahaki au, there's an orchid growing out of him and juno doesn't know that's what he's been smelling this whole time (not cologne) until he sleeps with him the first time, and he doesn't know the true story behind the orchids until he gets the diary about slip
modern maybe au where peter's a plant thief and juno's hired to find the infamous plant thief before they swipe invaluable orchids and they're gone for good
THAT FIRST ONE WAS CRUEL HOW DARE YOU
Ughhhh my heart
I think all of us that listen to audio dramas should kiss right now.
Y’all ever think about how Juno thought he finally would be able to settle down with Nureyev and build a proper life with him after the Carte Blanche?
things nureyev didnt have to do (spoilers up to junoverse 5.02)
- trust mag
- kill mag
- become a threat to new kinshasan society
- almost die of starvation because he literally said “i’ll get you” to the People in Charge and now can’t show his face
- kiss slip
- fall in love with slip
- take coma drugs and pretend he was in a coma to board a ship with slip
- stalk slip to see where he was going and what he was doing
- gaslight slip
- join the poker game with slip & the benefactors and be a bitch the whole time
- trip the fattest balls off slip’s homemade drugs, making himself vulnerable to the benefactors
- life an entire life with slip in a coma he was put into by the benefactors
- wake up and sign his life away to save slip
(he’s only 17 at this point)
- serve cunt as rex glass
- be in heat around juno with the kanagawas
- in-credible!
- “you wouldn’t mind…taking me someplace warmer, would you?”
- kiss juno
- get arrested by juno
- serve cunt as duke rose
- train from nowhere
- steal the ruby7
- let juno see into his brain
- pretend he didn’t hear juno leave the hotel room
- choose the name “peter ransom”
- serve cunt as peter ransom
- LEAVE ON BUDDY AND VESPA’S WEDDING DAY?????
- the whole notebook thing
- gas dark matters prison with his colonge
- “do not come looking for me.”
- jump out a fucking window to avoid confrontation with juno
Sometimes an alien car who is really really scared sends out a distress signal and that’s ok, it’s just a baby
The ruby is doing it’s best and is just perfect the way it is, someone give the baby a hug
nothing brings me more joy in life than juno steel’s “what.”. he never asks it. it’s always so exasperated but also deadpan. i need to hear it once per episode
At first Netflix said, come write for us. We’ll save your cancelled shows and write about whatever niche story you want. Our algorithm says people will watch it!
Then a few years later they said, regardless of our promises or contract obligations we are cancelling shows after two seasons without telling anyone. Turns out no matter how loved a show is, we get less subscriptions after the second season.
How many subscriptions did we bring you? Netflix won’t say.
So writers started writing two season shows. Just give us two seasons, Netflix. Like you promised.
Then Netflix said, oops sorry! Turns out your show didn’t premiere at #1 and the views in the first day weren’t what we wanted so we’re cancelling your second season.
What were the numbers? How many people watched our show? Netflix doesn’t say.
Then, they did something extra special. They started taking shows and splitting their first season into two halves. Inside Job was not two seasons. It was one season split in half.
Oops! Sorry! The second half of your first season didn’t do as well as the first half, so now your show is cancelled!
Why? How many people? How much money? These companies are making cash hand over fist and they refuse to tell people the truth: people loved your show. Loved it. But some corpo exec wanted an infinite money making machine. Do you know how long shows are in production for before you watch them? Years. Like, 5+, even 10+ years. And Netflix gives it less than a week before they decide whether you’re getting cancelled.
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love that the wwdits writers were like ‘girlies u have it all wrong sean is the crazy best friend not laszlo’
fun life tip you can listen to an audio drama!!!
but watch out