Stardust

28.(cis/she/her) “it’s truly a blessing to be in love”

[leahberman]

sanguine

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[cctinsleybaxter]

i’m begging them to call it literally anything else

[tragedyposting]

You were my sister, Womanikin! I loved you!

[autumnslonelysoul]

[lichen-soup-scribe]

This post on r/AmItheAsshole (and the OP’s follow-up responses) have me cry-laughing – please enjoy

[fetus-cakes]

“I will erupt, feral, from the cardigan screaming, pounce over the counter and eat the entire five kilograms of cheese”

[seu-bobo-da-corte]

[sailor-etheria]

In case you don't know, this literally happened in Brazil. One of the first fatal victims of COVID-19 was the maid of an upper-class woman who had just arrived from Italy and knew she had the symptoms.

[politicalsci]

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

I keep saying GWB is a war criminal and y'all keep putting him on my dash like he’s a cuddly grandpa because he was nice to Michelle Obama once.

[thehistoryofheaviness]

Rolf Ohst — Amnesia

[hedgehog-moss]

I was thinking about names again today and remembered how when I was a kid my mums showed me the piece of paper on which they wrote baby name ideas before I was born, and I discovered that if I had been a boy they would have named me Corentin. A pretty average name in France, but they added “we would have nicknamed you Tintin!” which made me feel like I’d dodged a bullet. Their top girl name was Éléonore but they changed it at the last minute. They said “we hesitated, because we liked the nickname Léo for a girl” and I was so mad at them for changing their minds. I felt like I would have been so cool and popular as a Léo, like it would have changed my entire personality. For weeks afterwards, when I felt shy or awkward I wondered What would Léo do? and tried to act more confidently. Or I’d think, no way a girl named Léo would have acted so dumb. I grew to hate Léo. It was hard living in her perfect shadow and the solution child-me came up with to feel better about myself was to add my Discarded Boy Name-persona on my other shoulder. It worked. For a while I went through life caring a lot less if I messed up because what would Tintin do? something much stupider, no doubt

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

op your thought process manages to be both wild and exceptionally relatable, which i respect a lot

[rejectingrepublicans]

[nicksand]

A reminder

[adz]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[hotel-apathy]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[tshifty]

the biggest april fool’s day joke is always the fact that it’s april bc i swear to you yesterday was mid-february

[tshifty]

this is usually true but not for fucking 2020 because yall march lasted for literally 7 years and the fact that it’s only april 1st is wild

[ktzart]

And the angel said, “DO NOT BE AFRAID.”

[altcomics]

Adam D. Thompson