If there were anime brand condoms, here’s some slogans I came up with for series
JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure: You’ll really Stand Proud!
Dragon Ball Z: For an extra special Genki Dama in the bedroom
Yoroiden Samurai Troopers: This legendary armor products from pregnancy and STDs. Busou, Condom!
Fist of the North Star: ATATATATATATATATATATA! You already came!
City Hunter: Show them whose a real marksman. Mokkori!
Tiger & Bunny: Let out a Wild Roar with Hundred Power in the bedroom.
Space Brothers: Feel so Moon launching your rocket into your lover’s full moon.
Samurai Champloo: Prevents sons (and daughters) of this Battle Cry.
Darker than Black: In a sky of False Stars, be a True Star in the bedroom.
Gundam Wing: Enjoy your horizontal Endless Waltz.
G Gundam: ALL OF MY LOVE! MY PASSION! SHINING WEINER!
Gundam Build Fighters: For giving Rinko Iori the D Gundam.
X: For the extra wet eX Dream!
S-Cry-ed: Don’t pierce your lover with your Shell Bullet.
Samurai Flamenco: Hero will never accept unwanted pregnancy!
Gurren Lagann: ROW ROW! FUCK WITH POWER!
Berserk: Wrap that Dragon Slayer up nicely when slaying demons.
Welcome to the NHK: For when Little Satou wants to be a hikikomori.
Space Dandy: It gives the booty the respect it deserves baby!
Macross 7: For an extra special Dynamite Explosion!
Ken'ichi The Mightiest Disciple: Be a black belt in bedroom martial arts.
Lupin III: When you need to plunder some special treasure.
Slam Dunk: The ultimate pregnancy blocker next to Hanamichi.
Fairy Tail: They’ll make your lover as wet as Juvia
Shokugeki no Soma: Wrap up your beef before you pork your lover, seal in all those juices.
One Punch Man: It’s the strongest hero against STDS and pregnancy.
Outlaw Star: For traversing the Galactic Leyline all Through the Night.
GetBackers: Show her the real Lightning Emperor!
Fullmetal Alchemist: Let’s get fucking, Ready Steady Go!
Rurouni Kenshin: A special sheath to ensure you never impregnate anyone with your reverse blade katana.
Cowboy Bebop: Bang! If you know what I mean.
Evangelion: Put on the fucking condom Shinji!
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