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(・_・ヾ | 18 | likes bnha, mob sphyco, she-ra, variety of other stuff | sexuality? wish that i knew! |

[koifish-catastrophe]

I've got a vision of rouge/demonic cultivator!SY x Liu Qingge that i cannot story thinking about.

Shen Yuan transmigrates into pidw, system free he decides to frolic around the world finding monsters, being a nerdy monster biologist, staying the hell away from anything vaugely plot shaped because he is not getting caught up in that mess no thank you.

Anyway, he inadvertently winds up becoming some sort of cryptid/boogeyman to the regular citizens of the human realm. He always appears right before or alongside the attack of a dangerous monster of some sort. (It's not his fault honestly, he'll be tracking some rare beast, or following one and just happens to be around when it goes on a rampage. Ofc he uses his knowledge and cool new cultivation powers to subdue the monster, or humanely lead it away, but noone ever sees that part)

Eventually the legend of this terrifying beast master that leads monsters to villages to wreak havoc gets large enough that the cultivation sects hear about it and decide to do something.

Liu Qingge decides this is his job, terrifying demonic cultivator who can summon even more terrifying monsters to aide him? Sounds like it could lead to a battle that could actually challenge the war god.

It's almost insulting when he gets to the bottom of things and finds Shen Yuan, who definitely couldn't hurt an innocent person if he tried.

And then they kiss or something

[ribblemcscribble]

Imagine Shen Qingqiu gets a face full of pollen that lowers his inhibitions and now he can’t stop the severe cuteness aggression he gets when he sees his husband

Softly biting Luo Binghe’s cheeks, kissing his forehead, snuggling his face into a tight hug while nuzzling the top of his head

Luo Binghe had never felt more alive. Although, this quickly nosedives as soon as he pinches Liu Qingge’s cheeks, exclaiming how funny his shidi is at times

[viralfrog]

[fishthegenderwiz]

That must be where she's heading now!

[pinkbowsandstripedsocks]

[edwardspoonhands]

Honestly, Tvyek is pretty miraculous. It’s permeable to water vapor but not to water, it’s nearly impossible to tear, but can be easily cut. It’s cheap and made entirely without binding chemicals. In addition to being used for wristbands, it’s used to wrap construction sites to keep out water during construction, for tear-resistant envelopes at Fed-Ex, coveralls for mechanics, and my wallet, actually.

Fun tip, though it looks like paper, Tyvek is plastic, and cannot be recycled with paper.

[fairypsychicarchive]

[andromedafalls]

holy fuc

[piisbetterthanpie]

I didn’t even know it had a name

[andorology]

brooding men who cannot communicate their feelings if their life depended on it are only hot when they're fictional. if i have to deal with one in real life i will curse him and pray for his downfall every night before i go to bed

[kestrel-tree]

It's because the writer communicates their feelings for them. If people wanna pull that off in real life they need to hire a guy to walk around behind them narrating.

[bananonbinary]

#can i be the guy#ill narrate SO incorrectly#theyll all learn how to talk for themselves just to shut me up (via @cirrus-grey)

i'm loving the implication that this isn't something they hired you for, but something you'd do as some sort of public service.

[ahedderick]

[liussyconnoisseur]

au where everyone thinks lqg is a lightweight thats embarrassed abt it bc no one has ever seen him drink plus he rejects any and all attempts to get him drunk. in reality hes just a raging alcoholic that stopped bc he was setting a bad example for baby lmy

[vacationtown]

(🦑🐟) wife strong

[vacationtown]

(🦑🐈‍⬛) no sane person would approve of whatever they're planning right now

[emokidnumber69]

Orv bringing me back to making art was absolute cinema

[faowra]

Luo like older men

[cj-riker]

I need help. I've been looking for this SVSSS fic but for the life of me I can't find it not do I remember much from it🥲 (me and my goldfish memory). I can't even remember if it was LiuJiu or even Shen Jiu x male OC. The only thing I could clearly remember is that at the end of it, Shen Jiu's disciples is in the guys place, helping with farming or something. Yeah, ik it's not a lot but I'm desperate.

[slytherverse]

friend is trying to sell her car bc shes moving to a state with vehicle inspections and her prius lives in defiance of god. anyway so shes cleaning it out at my apartment complex bc we have dumpsters and her roommate forgot to pay the trash bill. i will be liveblogging my experience watching her do this and you will understand why i refuse to help her

[slytherverse]

-threw out the floor mats entirely bc theres magic the gathering cards molded into them

-found an axe formely belonging to a friend who is now in jail

-four trash bags worth of clothes and an untold amount of fast food trash

[slytherverse]

guys theres a pile of chicken bones down there from wingstop im so scared

AND i hear "hey dude can i use ur washing machine real quick" and she pulls out a pair of pants from, i shit you not, 1940 and theyre moldified into a SOLID. those pants survived a war and couldnt last a year in her fucking shitbox istfg

[slytherverse]

shes cleaning out the Broken Glass Area of the backseat (normal thing to have. been there FOUR FUCKING YEARS)

fuckin blindly sticks her hand under the seat and pulls out a fully intact URANIUM GLASS PLATE. "for you :D" ... GIRL

[slytherverse]

"oh no i disturbed the nursery section of The Colony!!! D: D: " awesomesauce. i hope an asteroid comes and kills us both

[slytherverse]

i swear to god im not exaggerating here. anyway heres an incomplete list of everything we found inside:

-axe (stolen)

-earrings made out of dentures

-flavored condoms

-a quilt

-hello kitty sweater (stolen from a DIFFERENT ex-friend with a felony charge)

-deer spine

-baseball sized wad of human hair

-""sex apron""

-uranium glass plate

-pile of non-uranium non-car glass

-rollerblades

-complete phantom of the opera cd set

-magic the gathering cards mold-ified into a brick

-lego millennium falcon

-a CUTLASS??? (for "self defense")

-the back bumper of the car

-an entire fucking ant colony

and finally, perhaps the most disturbing,

-a pack of vanilla wax melts, inexplicably unmelted and intact despite sitting inside this terrarium-with-a-prius-wrapped-around-it in 100 degree heat for god knows how long

[slytherverse]

i must stress: before today she DID NOT KNOW about the ant colony in there . she thought ants just really liked to climb inside anytime the car was parked.

[slytherverse]

guys i cant take it anymore

[slytherverse]

bringing this post back bc i found a video of her offering me the phantom cd set and i said no because the box was coated in a syrupy mat of human hair and she was confused because "we know whos hair it is" ???? as if the origin of the hair was the only fucking holdup

[slytherverse]

see i assumed that too initially but no, turns out it was of course Loose Wine Glasses . heres a less distressing picture i took near the bitter end, note the stabbing hazard she pulled from the seat like excaliber itself

[frottinq]

it really is interesting how most adults really only see child sexual assault through the lens of how it makes THEM feel. it's not really about the actual harm that comes to the children, it's about how they, the adult (the real victim) feels about the fact that a child or children got abused and taken advantage of.

like one time I saw a vid of some dudes who tricked some guys into thinking they were going to meet up with minors, instead they forced the two dudes to fight on camera. it's voyeurism, it's not about protecting children it's about the good feeling YOU, the viewer, get inside when you watch this happen.

or like I was arguing with some people about CSA being punishable by death. i don't care if child abusers die, let me say that. wouldn't care if they all killed themselves to a person. but there is a REASON child advocacy organizations will tell you that executing convicted pedophiles is a bad idea, and that's because it will lead to more children being killed to hide the crimes of the abuser.

But if you argue against THE STATE executing pedophiles, people start pulling the "ohhhh wow defending pedophiles. this the hill you wanna die on?" like no dude I just think about the effects of policy outside of the fucking feel-good yummies in my tummy I get from seeing someone I don't like punished.

[ineffectualdemon]

I have said it before but it bears repeating. When I was a child a couple found out that their daughter was being sexually abused, the guy who did it skipped town

The couple then left their traumatised daughter with her grandparents and hunted down the guy and murdered him before going on the run

The adults all around me were praising the couple (including my father who was sexually abusing me)

And while all the adults said how right and good the parents were all I could think was "they abandoned their daughter when she needed them most to carry out a revenge fantasy. They traumatised her more in her name"

They don't care about victims.

They care about their revenge fantasy and an excuse for violence

[darkcomedies]

evoking bertholt brecht’s “the way people cast a play!” quote as a spell against prescriptive, stereotypical, fatalistic typecasting

[darkcomedies]

idk what to tell you except go look at the fishwives

[azzor-z]

Where do I find the fishwives tho

[disgracefulthings]

Shang Qinghua: Bro, my king and I are having another baby!

Shen Qingqiu: Congrats

Shen Qingqiu: You know, I've always wondered how you two decide who will carry the baby

Shang Qinghua: Oh, it's simple. My king and I play rock paper scissors, and whoever loses carries the baby

Shen Qingqiu: Wait, you haven't been pregnant yet. What are the odds of that?

Shang Qinghua: It has nothing to do with odds. My king isn't good at the game and always goes for rock, so I win every time

Shen Qingqiu: Don't you feel ashamed for taking advantage of your huband

Shang Qinghua: Of course not, I don't feel shame at all!

Shen Qingqiu: Figures

Meanwhile

Mobei-Jun: Qinghua and I are having another child

Luo Binghe: Neat

Luo Binghe: Come to think, I've always wondered how you two decide who carries the baby

Mobei-Jun: Qinghua introduced a game called 'rock paper scissors', I don't know the details about the game, but rock seems like the optimal choice, and every time I use it I win

Luo Binghe: And he hasn't caught on?

Mobei-Jun: Qinghua isn't very bright

[knitmeapony]

Do it for the meme. http://blinkingguy.com

[whimsicalmane]

i checked the thing

there is only like only has been 35$ raised

[mirrorleaf]

Signal boost April 2025. $240 raised...

[ruffboi-mags]

February 2026: $72,835.10/75,000 goal raised

heck yeah y'all :)

[earsandtailsarefeet]

I'll give that a shout.

The off label drug research run by the MS Society and MS Trust in the UK and the National MS Society in the US are the only reason I can walk right now. Decent charities.

[xanaxfarts]

this could be us