b0rnalive

Jessi. I obsess over supernatural and rock bands and probably hate you ♥

[maria-s-p]

[lizclimo]

dinner’s on him

[confirmance]

i like how on tumblr we don’t complete our sentences. we kind of just

[franzkafkagf]

[franzkafkagf]

Ryan is my spirit animal

[c-ptsdofficial]

“Do I Like You Back Or Am I Idealizing You For Giving Me Attention” a 300 page research paper by me

[jealously-deactivated20170927]

i met a girl with 12 nipples sounds funny dozen tit

[jailor-deactivated20230520]

[psyducked]

the royal council has assembled

[animalsinraingear]

[thoughts-memories]

[ultrafacts]

Source

Follow Ultrafacts for more facts

[yarter-deactivated20170523]

The American Collegiate System

[katasstrophey]

People like him will change the world someday

[yarter-deactivated20170523]

I can only hope

[sparklykiss]

This is the most relatable thing I have watched in months.

[passionfruitandvelvet]

This is so like well articulated, everyone can understand it. And I love that

[tomfletcherscats]

this is how u use tinder right

[tomfletcherscats]

he came out of left field with this one

[greenthumbshawty]

update: I banged him

[nevver]

[bofadibeppo]

michaels is truly a family store

[iterativeimprovement]

A late-breaking (4/15/2016) update on THAT hot mess: an author I really like nudged Michael’s on Twitter and they’ve seen the error of their ways.

[ahsadler]

i can’t believe we kinkshamed michaels into a product recall

[utilitarianthings]

‘Book on Book‘ is a transparent paperweight that holds down the pages of a novel. It keeps the pages from flipping and allows the user to eat, drink, or sit back while reading.

[expiredcandi]

[maybemoonbeams]

protect the book from ur tears

[actualdaisybuchanan]

Now I really need it

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via habeeb51)

[spitandvinegar]

New hobby idea: using phrases that sound like down-home folksy expressions you learned from your grandma but are actually just nonsense you just made up

- that man really salts my melon!

- you know what they say, it takes a bushel of corn to feed one chicken

- a louse will live on any head it lands on

- don’t put down a salt lick and say you ain’t got cows

- there’s a guy who eats half the berries and says the pie shell’s too big

- like digging a pond and hoping for ducks

[faedex-blog]

This was supposed to be a joke and all but as a southerner, these still make sense.

[lolrider]

its weird these don’t mean anything but you can still kind of intuit what they would mean if they were things people actually said.

[robotsandfrippary]

it’s two steps from Darmok.