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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Series: Undertale Rating: M (eventually) Genre: Fluff/Romance

Summary: The sudden return of monsters to the surface world nearly two years ago hit the economy of Ebott City hard, leaving thousands jobless and competing with a new influx of workers willing to do more for less money. Its economy in shambles, city government passed the ‘Monster Relocation Act’ that will deport any and all monsters who haven’t held a job with a taxable income in the last three months. You’re a struggling artist living in the monster heavy community that has come to be known as 'Little Underground’ on the southside of town who steps up to try and save your neighbor, Sans, from being deported when you see him being arrested by local police like a common criminal.

The catch? You have to marry him.

excellynt

sexy_sans v1.2 ukagaka ghost

Hello Welcome to Sexy_Sans Ghost 1.2 (first official public release) (download the ghost nar) (download the ballon nar)

Sexy_Sans is intended as a questionably flirtatious (but mostly just goofy) version of Sans who chills and gives u chills on your desktop.

Keep reading

shitpostundertale

which one of yall still like that sans dude

xanakin

my…. irrational attachments

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boys with collarbones (✿◠‿◠)

boys with clavicles (◕‿◕✿)

boys with spines (｡♥‿♥｡)

boys with patellas (≧◡≦)

boys with phalanges (◑‿◐)

boys with thoracic vertebrae (✿ ♥‿♥)

v3rminnocent-moved

hello ladies

savagelyrandom-deactivated20221

*record scratch*

*freeze frame*

Garrus: Yup, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I ended up in this situation… *Baba O’Riley begins to play*

ellebeebee

LOOK

LOOK AT HIM

SITTING THERE

LIKE A GOOD BOY

omgGGgg

incorrectbioware

Mass Effect/Parks and Recreation

masou-shoujo

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mariexvx

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afabtwink

Breaking News: Everyone is rich and all orphans have been adopted.

actualfarmerclintbarton-deactiv

wittyusernamed

My buddy read an article about octopus intelligence. It was feeding time, and the handler dumped some shrimp into an octopus’ tank. Then he went into another room and sat at his desk.

A while later, a shrimp was tossed onto his desk.

The octopus, upon finding one bad shrimp in the lot, had grabbed it, escaped its tank, crossed the hall, and threw the expired shrimp at its caretaker. Not only does this showcase their problem-solving capabilities, but also that it could have escaped at any time. It just broke out this time to chuck an off shrimp in indignation at its handler. That’s not just intelligence, that’s a human-like reaction. Kinda make you wonder exactly how smart these guys can be…

rocketxsurgeon

OH MY GOD

teaandtime

I went to the aquarium once and we had a tour and we walked past the octopus tank and it was duct taped shut so I asked why and the guy was like. “Well, we had a problem before because these fish were disappearing randomly at night and we had no idea why. Turns out the octopus had memorised the night guards rounds and would creep out of its tank, crawl across the floor to the fish tank, have a little snack and be back in its own tank with the lid shut before the guard came back.” they are super smart

manynamedshe

I love octopuses so, so much.

thecheshirecass-deactivated2018

@_@

I am both delighted and FUCKING TERRIFIED.

vin-goghsts

Once I went to the aquarium where they had a baby pacific red octopus in a tank. I had gone there to work on a few real life sketches, obviously I wanted to do one of an octopus. So I kinda just kneeled in front of the tank, and started sketching. The octopus didn’t mind, he sat happily. Then, 5 minutes later, he started moving to the front of the tank, where I was. This tiny octopus faces me directly and starts posing. I don’t know how other to explain it but he started curlung his tentacles in this really graceful way then wouldn’t move for a few minutes. Then again, a new pose. That tiny cute motherfucker knew I was drawing him.