Collection of Shiny Rocks I Found

(reblogs and occassionally random thoughts and art projects)

[lav3ndaze]

every so often i check in on the 911 fandom to see if that depressed single father and his golden retriever bisexual friend have kissed yet

[b3dh3d]

not yet :(

[fizzledlines]

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[thememedaddy]

[dragonx2000]

[b3dh3d]

ADHD is me desperately trying to tell my mom to NOT SAY ANYTHING ABOUT MY MESSY ROOM because I have motivation to clean and the moment she says a word it is going to disappear faster than her dad's ashes when she stole them

[ahskatano]

- naddpod

[b3dh3d]

Whenever I find out what my mystery illness is, I'm throwing a party and having my friends guess what it is like in the gender reveal videos.

[buckforyourthoughts]

they've been teasing buddie for so long it's turned into dilf4dilf

[bangs-coffee-fandoms-unite]

Order 66 AU where Obi-Wan—being, well, Obi-Wan—completely misreads the situation when Cody shoots him during the purge and decides, with absolute conviction, that it was an extremely aggressive form of flirting.

Naturally, this leads to Obi-Wan acquiring a feral, still-chipped Cody and dragging him across the galaxy on his various misadventures.

Cody, meanwhile, is relentless. Every possible opportunity is a murder attempt. Blaster shots, ambushes, trying to push Obi-Wan off cliffs, sneaking poison into his food—anything.

Obi-Wan, however, remains entirely unbothered.

Cody fires at him? Obi-Wan deflects the bolts and smiles softly like he has just been written a haiku.

At one point, Cody lunges at Obi-Wan with a vibroblade in front of Bail. Obi-Wan smoothly disarms Cody in a single motion, lightly holding Cody’s wrist as he sighs and says, blushing faintly,”Not in front of Bail, dear one,” like it’s foreplay.

This whole situation is so utterly baffling to Cody that it basically short-circuits his chip.

The moment Cody’s free Obi-Wan’s getting shaken within an inch of his life,“YOU KRIFFING DI’KUT, I WAS NOT FLIRTING! I WAS TRYING TO KILL YOU!!! WHAT DO YOU THINK FLIRTING IS?!”

Obi-Wan blinks at him, completely thrown. “…Oh. So you don’t like me.”

Cody makes a strangled noise that’s somewhere between a yell and a groan. “YES, I LIKE YOU, YOU DI’KUT!”

[b3dh3d]

If anyone writes this.... lmk

[bi-bi-buckleys]

not gonna lie when the nurse said there were no casualties and everyone was celebrating right before the elevator doors opened, I genuinely thought Eddie was gonna be dead

[mazzystar24]

Back to ao3 I go

You know what I liked the buddie and Buckley Diaz family sprinkles, religious trauma symbolism and I liked Theo and buck so I’ll take the little wins ig💔

[narniancumberwitch]

Okay Tim, hand over Eddie Diaz. You can play with him when you learn HOW TO TREAT HIM MEANINGFULLY

[harpific]

With finals around the corner for us college/university students, Captain Rex is here with a PSA.

[hawkeyedflame]

i love listening to my fiancée drawing

“no stop” “oh no i didn’t mean to do that” “wRONG LAYER” “wait go back” “what line is that?!” “cAN YOU– [irritated noises]” “oh you…bastard” “what..layer is that on??”

she’s so cute djksfh

[hst3000]

A gift for your fiancee

[hawkeyedflame]

oh my god dkfjdhgksdjk

[mothermara]

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

[cl0wnp0p]

are u kidding me

[b3dh3d]

Just shoot me next time

[hauntedrollercoaster]

I absolutely adore the way Jesper dresses. I love to think of the year or so where it was Him, Inej, and Kaz together on jobs. Kaz is in merchers black, a child mocking a merchant for their schemes. Inej is in dark, practical clothing that can blend into shadows and conceal weapons.

…And Jesper is wearing a bedazzled belt over purple pants, a green shirt, and a multicolored waistcoat. His hat is striped with pins among the brim. His shoes have a small heel which isn’t even a style in Ketterdam yet, but he adopted it from his riding gear. He has a pocket watch that doesn’t tell the time but it looks cool. If the mission doesn’t require stealth, he jingles everywhere he walks.

Legend.