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♡ welcome to my imaginary world ♡

[babalanyka]

sideblog: @csilingelofelhok - poems & writings |

[clleanlliness]

"i'd kill for you" okay but would you heal for me?

[herzenskoffer]

PLOT TWIST.

[actionpainting-deactivated20231]

my nephews lunch that he packed

[rnelodyy]

[ID: A lunchbox containing a handful of loose lettuce and a half-empty bottle of Pepsi.]

[puppygirllaika]

that's arugula

[ceo-of-lesbians]

[ID: A lunchbox containing a handful of loose lettuce and a half-empty bottle of arugula]

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: c tat ac [: A c ctag a a ttc a a a-t tt .] tat' aga [: A c ctag a a ttc a a a-t tt aga]

Closest match: Polygonum aviculare genome assembly, chromosome: 2 Common name: Prostrate Knotweed

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[official-penis-posts]

Prostrate Knotweed is my stripper name

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[otthonzulles]

esélye sincs az lmbtqi+ gilisztának

[babalanyka]

@hiwelcometomyshitshow

[ryan-sometimes]

If you're at my funeral and you think it's a little boring, just spice it up. Drink a little too much. Flirt with a few people here and there. Start a fight. It's what I would've wanted

[valtsv]

we need to bring back the phrase "what business is it of yours" in a big way i'm serious

[valtsv]

i know you can just say "none of your business" but phrasing it as a question with a jarringly formal tone is the ideal way to shoot an overfamiliar unwelcome overture dead in its tracks and force the person making it to confront the boundaries they're taking for granted + it would really piss people off which is funny

[szonyegeteklajos]

legkisebbkocka épp cseten panaszolja nekem, hogy hintáztak az udvaron és mikor őt és a barátnőjét kellett volna lökni a többiek nem tartották a szavukat és nem lökték meg őket. megkérdeztem mit reagált, erre ezt küldte:

sajnos nevettem.

[crazy-brazilian]

same bro

[satan-offical]

my child will NOT use AI in school, they will cheat with pen and paper and not get caught

[beemovieerotica]

[willcodehtmlforfood]

[kurtzcheimlany]

te is végignézted a tökpornót, ne csalj

[rockfarkas]

beporozza a báttyal meg az öccsel

[catbusengineer]

20+ éve elköltöztem faluról, de régen ezt a tökök megoldották nélkülünk.

[sztupy]

De akkoriban még nem pusztultak ki a méhecskék tonnaszámra

[bubikort]

Na.egész jó időt fut már a tumblr. Régen két -három hét is volt, mire megjelent itt egy tiktokról(fujj mocskos kinaiak fujj) származó videó. Most csak egy kellett

[bruzum]

literally my new apartment

[yuckiee]

[shittttyproblems]

not today...

[1nternetangel]

me

[willis-watches]

'oh damn! i wonder why i suddenly have 50+ activity!"

the suspiciously 50+ activity shaped mutual:

[official-penis-posts]

Stop sexualising penises, they are for peeing >:(

Joke’s on you, we’re also sexualizing peeing

[tenykozleseim]

Kálmánka nagyon boldog életet kíván mindenkinek

[bandagedthoughtsblog]