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☁ 21 - pisces ☁ i'm a ghost from the 18th century. hmu via ouija board

[rhymingwithpurple]

[duckdotcom]

guy who turns into a glass of milk when he gets angry and girl who turns into a plate of cookies when she's upset having a bitter argument with each other next to the chimney on christmas eve at 11:59 pm

[king-of-fuffies]

#2735641 original posts remain

[finehoney]

this is all i know

[viciousmeme]

Old, but still relevant

[sylestial]

[webscene-remade]

[maykitz]

ohhh my god you brought me back a stick i threw? should we tell everyone? should we throw a party? should we invite the mailman

[mtfoss]

This is the meanest post on this entire website

[thisisalsoyou]

woops

[thisisalsoyou]

[classichorrorblog]

An American Werewolf In London Directed by John Landis (1981)

[luisonte]

Inventacos

[something-truly-evil]

me and my friends at the thingamabob and doohickey convention

[theanti90smovement]

[nflstreet-deactivated20180710]

[powersnail]

they lock tom brady in a room and only let him out to do football

[virovac]

Or he could just be an introvert.

I’ve only had a strawberry once, and am not interested in recreational stimulants.

[nucleosynthetic-deactivated2021]

im sorry i keep reblogging this over and over but i have been thinking about this comment all day

[memorycycle]

adhd tip you can replace a “meal” with up to 3 hours of “the app” but watch out

[slimegirlwarlock]

okay done 👍 why am i hurts

[hollywolly3000]

Because of this post whenever I notice I’m mindlessly scrollling through social media instead of important things like eating I think the words “The App” repeatedly untill I close it

[amerykah]

Literally nothing more powerful than a girl in her room

[amerykah]

....except for a girl who GOES OUTSIDE!!!!!!!!!! I rebuke this post from henceforth. I made it when I had an adderall problem.

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[fabledanarchy]

That’s Odin

[extremewave]

[toocooltobeforgotten]

[billspreston-esq]

an incomplete collection of tweets i consider to be short poems

[billspreston-esq]

[doggosource]

[flipchild]

He’s actually bad ass

[flipchild]

So awesome I love him

[flipchild]

So awesome I love him 💝