Gonna wavedash my way into your heart

Here I come~

[exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear]

there are lots of taskmaster tasks where contestants get alex to take his clothes off or put him in otherwise compromising situations but rhod gilbert is the only one who gives the distinct impression that he's doing it specifically to cuck greg

[jaypilled]

are those my only options

[prower-labs]

[squeakitties]

You have been rewarded: One Puppy Point. Your current Puppy Point balance is: Negative Forty-Three Thousand, Five Hundred and Seventeen Puppy Points

[hotvampireadjacent]

The Panera bread wanter

[sleepyhollowfox]

Don’t lose your head…Sleepy Hollow Mondays at 9/8c on FOX! http://fox.tv/187L5X4

[bombing]

no your honor I absolutely can make my case like an adult. first things first, fuck the defendant and fuck his family too. secondly,

[bythestardoggedmoon]

[weaver-z]

This satire article resonated with me so much

[gudetama-tamad]

[soapmoth]

[kaylmao]

work like a red onion

play like a white onion

fuck like a green onion

[carnival-phantasm]

The only thing I miss about Brands on tumblr are those shitass 4 frames gifs they used to make

[ankle-beez]

An all time classic

[carnival-phantasm]

[mcflurry-of-dancing-flames]

Electro’s power can not be contained

[carnival-phantasm]

Conquer the Realm! Dominate the Final Fantasy XV Universe with unstoppable forces. Play for free now!

[hyumjim]

Starting a collection

[hyumjim]

[segamascott]

got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"

[animusbell]

crazy to me that spiritomb has binary gender. check out my hateful rock filled with 108 forcefemmed souls

[animusbell]

the girls are all here

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[gauntletqueen]

We don't need the AAA industry

[ankle-beez]

$80 for GTA 6, physical version doesn't even come with a disc, and most of the game is paywalled behind the ultimate edition

[ankle-beez]

it's a box with a piece of paper that has a code for you to download the game online. wasting copious amounts of paper AND plastic basically