[crafty-lifter-blog]

There are some things you just cannot lift. And the sooner you realize that and move on, the better.

[lifterlove]

And there’s some things you could probably find a way to lift, but it’s just a terrible and dumb idea to attempt and you need you realize you have to value your safety and your freedom above some silly material item

[liftcutie]

[lukewarmlifter]

How I sleep at night knowing I'll probably end up in jail one day for stealing materialistic things that can never make me truly happy or fix my mommy issues:

😴😴😴

[transguylifter]

and it's FINALLY COLD ENOUGH TO WEAR A JACKET AAAAA

[bigfatbussylipss]

Hey! can all my american liifters please r0b h0bby l0bby blind?

[weenie-lifts]

literally driving out to my closest h0bby l0bby asap to rob them blind <3

[deactismho]

✨ Posting so it’s in our community ✨

If you’re going to spend money, supporting your small & local bussinesses is the way to go.

Fuck multi-billion dollar corporations!! If it’s chain, it’s free rein!!

[stingybitch]

TIP: If you are EVER worried that you are going to set off the towers on your way out of a store just walk out with a group of people that have purchased things. The SA’s will assume that something didn’t scan properly. Plus, its very unlikely that they will try to stop ALL of you.

[shoppingbutlifting]

more tipsss

[liftingz]

on-floor concealing methods

first and foremost, always conceal in a blindspot! if there aren’t any natural ones, duck down to create one or, if you’re with a lifting buddy, have them stand between you and the camera.

♥ clothing rack

pick up an item and walk over to a clothing rack. go to a clothing rack and, with the same hand as the item, pretend to look through the clothes. as your hand is deep in the rack, either sleeve the item or drop it into your purse. this is a great, natural way to create a blindspot. 

♥ double and sleeve

this is the most basic sleight-of-hand and is something every lifter needs to have in their tool belt. this works for long and small items, like lipgloss or mascara. grab two of the same item, hold them as if they’re one, and slide one into your sleeve. you can do this while swinging your arm to propel the item into your sleeve, or just put it subtly in with your fingers. 

♥ drop

this works for bigger items. wedge several items between your elbow and ribs.  “accidentally” drop one of them from your elbow into your bag as if you had too many items and one of them just fell into your bag accidentally. 

♥ lightning conceal

this one is literally just putting something into your purse as quickly as possible. ONLY do this in a blindspot as it’s very obvious the intent is to steal the item. 

♥ starbucks cup

get an opaque coffee cup, cut an X into the bottom, and shove little items (concealer, lip gloss, mascara etc) into it. if you do it properly they shouldn’t fall you. you can also pad the cup. 

♥ food bag

get a bag of food from the mall food court. eat some and leave some food in there. drop items into your bag. if you get sussed, you can eat food out of the bag. an alternative of this is to put a hole in the side of the bag and put items through the hole rather than just through the top of the bag. 

♥ armpit

tuck something under your armpit and either walk out with it there or walk to a blindspot and lightning conceal. 

♥ long skirt

wear tight spandex and, when squatting in front of a low shelf at sephora or ulta, push your skirt up slightly and slide a small item into it. pallettes may fit in the waistband. make sure you practice this at home to make sure they’re tight enough and nothing will fall out.

♥ phone

hold something small between your hand and your phone and then put your phone and item back into your purse like you’re only holding your phone. 

[cloud-paint]

liftblr really needs more posts like these. hauls are really cool to look at and see the stuff people managed to steal, and they’re good to get ideas on what you wanna lift next, but ultimately i feel like these posts are the most helpful

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if you find yourself unable to think about anything but your next lift, you can’t concentrate in school or at work because you’re thinking about lifting, or it feels impossible to go a few days without grabbing something, anything, even if it isn’t something you actually want—it’s time to take a break

let me say that again. if lifting has become your whole life, you need to take a break. right now. log out of liftblr, pick up a new hobby. take a break until you can walk in and out of a store that has nothing you would ever use and not feel the itch to lift “just because you can”

[lift-fever]

If Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos got to becoming the richest man in the world by exploiting over 90000 employees, I’m allowed to commit petty theft.

[babeylifting]

even though my saved money count is relatively high, i don’t feel like i’ve lifted /that much/ you know? it feels like i’ve MAYBE lifted $50 worth of shit, not $600+

[babeylifting]

whats yalls favorite candy to lift??? i like the almond snickers

[borrowingplants-deactivated2020]

me logging onto liftblr for the fifth time in a day even tho i know damn well none of us have been able to lift anything

[anarchopuppy]

The amazon customer service chat is completely automated, and if you tell it that you didn’t receive a package and ask for a refund it will send the payment back to your account, no questions asked, even if there’s a picture of it on your doorstep. No human ever verifies those interactions and you could theoretically do this many times without being caught

Just an observation

[liftforanarchy]

When the mall reopens it is literally over for you bitches.

[mollymonsterliftz]

Break the law!! steal shit!! be a whore!! get paid for it!!we’re all going to hell anyway!!!!!!!

[mellowlifts]

I found out about this app called “goods unite us” on TikTok. It shows which party the companies donations are going to. There’s also a tab to show what politicians they’re supporting. Go find places to lift from y’all