"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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cherry valley forever
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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@fictionshewrote
Jane Austen really said ‘I respect the “I can fix him” movement but that’s just not me. He’ll fix himself if knows what’s good for him’ and that’s why her works are still calling the shots today.
Meanwhile Emily Brönte just said “We can make each other worse.”
Mary Shelley said, "I can make him
Anxiety: That sentence is the wor-
Me: Shakespeare is crying with envy as we speak.
Anxiety: You haven’t developed your backstory enou-
Me: The mystery. The intrigue. So intense even I’m not sure what happened.
Anxiety: You’re just copying all of your favorite tropes and clich-
Me: An incredible combination of all the best things in fiction. A testimony to human creativity. The paragon of prose. *blows kisses*
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
mushroom chat just dropped
I want to log on to the mushroom chat so bad
Some day I want to see a show that does the “no filler episodes” thing from the opposite direction. Just a whole season worth of low-stakes character pieces that seem to move the overall story absolutely nowhere, then episode 26 pulls all the triggers at once and this massive Rube Goldberg machine of a plot the show’s been quietly setting up in the background the whole time hits you like a truck.
Incredible one-liners as always
This legitimately needs to be in future literature textbooks to capture the Covid-19 Pandemic.
french person: 80
me, an intellectual: blaze it
me justifying the actions of my found family of morally gray characters
i love when a cat meows at you and you're like "yeah tell me about it" and they're like "meaarow" and you're like "that's crazy man" and they go "rrraow" and you both continue in that manner for quite some time or until the cat decides to bite you
Imagine having the money to solve world hunger and just not doing it. What kind of person acts like that. Why would you not want to be "the guy who solved world hunger"
If you solved world hunger you could spend the rest of your life having as shitty of a personality as you want. You'd still be the guy who solved world hunger. Nobody would be able to criticize after that. Why would you not
We are not speaking in hypotheticals here
Writing original fiction is like “*knocks on your door* hi hello can I interest you in this blorbo from my show, the one inside my head, if you look to your left you’ll see the towering cliffs of my their neuroses, and to your right is the scenic burning trash pile that I have lovingly placed them into…”
i love this. 😂
that is some galaxy-brain advice that just short-circuited my endless rumination on the similar question, “what is my true self?”
This is a theater stage for a play
no thats a boss battle
This is the Bregenzer Festspiele opera house, and it’s worth noting that this is not a one-off. Every single one of their productions looks like a boss battle and/or smash bros stage
These are all horrifying. Thanks for sharing
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I REPEAT
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
THE STRICTLY NO HEROICS (Feiwel & Friends, Macmillan Children’s, 2023) COVER JUST DROPPED!
If you’re a powerless normie in a world run by superheroes, you need three rules to survive:
1: Keep your head down
2: Don’t make enemies
3: STRICTLY NO HEROICS
When a hero gropes her best friend, Riley Jones breaks all of them.
Her attempt at serving justice gets her fired from her summer job. Luckily, Sunnylake City’s biggest business is booming (literally, when there’s C4 involved).
Every villain wants henchmen: masked cronies who take their coffee orders, vacuum their secret lairs, and posture in the background while they fight. The HENCH agency provides a steady stream of drop-outs and losers who are willing to get beaten up by sidekicks for minimum wage.
Riley might just be the perfect candidate.
I’ve worked so hard on this project, with an incredible team of people. And we’re getting closer to that sweet, sweet pub date (March 28, 2023)!
Any boosts would be greatly appreciated <3 Let’s give my debut some love?
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CHECK OUT THAT BIG SHINY NEW BUTTON AT THE BOTTOM!!!!
this is my first time noticing the pride pin anyway brb preordering rn
I don’t have the money to buy it so I am going to request my local library to order it.
Oh gosh!! This is an excellent addition - thank you so much. For anyone short on those sweet £/$, requesting books at libraries is a HUGE help to authors. I’ll add a note to the OP!
i know we've all been warned that art is the biggest snitch but no one tells you that reading your own writing will make you realize things about yourself that you wouldn't confess to while being waterboarded
