Unicorn Paradise

A place for random adventures to take flight without rhythm or reason

[official-mounds]

I DID IT

We all know the meme

Well, I went digging further and found the backstory.

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It all starts in highschool (or early college)

(for time sake we’ll call blue shirt, girl 1 and the other girl, girl 2.)

Girl one begins to grow feelings for girl two.

She get jealous of the man and decides to become best friends with girl 2

soon girl two grows feeling for girl one

Soon, the time of the meme takes place

She finds out that he cheated on her by finding messages on his phone

[official-mounds]

A fight breaks out and he hits her

She divorces him after that fight

Back to girl one, She find out and comferts her

They decide to hook up and the relationship goes great

The guy finds a boyfriend

and they all work everything out!

Feel free to add anything if you like

[yo-homeslice]

Dude Falsettos looks so good

[biasinboy-deactivated20220427]

This comment. I’m.

[persongoingslow]

season 3 of andi mack leaked 😰

[babkits]

As I finished reading, “four Jews in a room bitching” started playing on my Spotify!

[needtolosefat-deactivated201807]

[babkits]

Just copy and paste this into ipsy not only to get in without a wait list, but also to get free bonus points to redeem for other cute makeup things!!

[moonarchy]

ADS THAT SUDDENLY TAKE UP THE WHOLE PAGE

[moonarchy]

ADS THAT SUDDENLY TAKE UP THE WHOLE PAGE AND PLAY MUSIC

[dip-dop-pines-deactivated201603]

What about ads that play music, but you can’t find them anywhere on the page?

[moonarchy]

[thegamerinallofus]

Still hearing the ads music after you close the page

[elfzelda]

having adblock

[silver-tongues-blog]

Sites that forbid adblock

[running-in-blind]

When ads pop up even when Adblock is enabled

[cosmic-noir]

When porn ads pop up unexpectedly

[vampire-crimson]

this post gets better everytime i see it

[satanicedition-blog]

When you try get rid of the add really fast but accidentally click on the link that sends you to seventy different pages before you can go back.

[cipheral]

THIS POST KEEPS GETTING BETTER

[satanicedition-blog]

When the ad shows something you’re actually interested in.

[randomfanposter]

When you have to wait to skip the ad

[shitadriensays-blog]

When the ad is about abused/animals needing homes

[doublerainbowcosplay-blog]

@extraordinaquari

[nearsightedgirl]

I dub this post “The Legend of Advertisements”! 

[balance-is-here-deactivated2016]

when you get rid of the add but it keeps coming back.

[dsmaster7173]

It got better.

[askchibirainbowgate-deactivated]

Making it my goal to reblog this once every day lol

[midnight-mocha-is-vibin]

When you get so many ads at once that the site you’re on crashes and you have to reload the page.

[goregutz-moved]

wHY IS THIS SO ACCURAT E

[zingari-mun]

[castielcampbell]

I think we need to clone him for future generations.

[nudityandnerdery]

Why? I’m pretty sure that when Death comes for him, Christopher Lee will be waiting with a knife, and I’m not betting on Death in that fight.

[ladynero815]

Are you kidding? Mr. Lee and Death are old drinking buddies.

[biszumletzten]

Christopher Lee just stabs Death and there’s a beat before Death goes “HEEEEYYYY how the hell have you been, you old bastard” and hugs him, the knife still buried in his back.

[ginormouspotato]

#christopher lee proceeds to give death a hard time for not making the correct stabbed-in-the-back sound

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I can easily believe that all of this will actually happen O.O

[maneth985]

lets not forget he’s the only LOTR cast member to have met JRR Tolkien in person. 

[delight-in-the-dark-deactivated]

And let us also bear in mind, this man is 92 years old, he may never die.

[babkits]

I bet he drinks earl gray like Patrick Stewart

[babkits]

Guys... This beautiful, amazing, wonderful man is dead 😥😰😱😭😲

[nicolecoenen-deactivated2016091]

Women Self Defense in 1947

[babkits]

ALWAYS REBLOG!!

[skatingthinandice]

i will be there. - a Valjean/Javert fanmix

[listen]

[babkits]

Just browsing through Pinterest and find this guy!! I don't know who you are but DAMN!! Where is your tumblr??

[morethanonepage]

you’re a criminal (as long as you’re mine) - a totally serious fanmix about sad French virgins.

1. Illusions - Shout Out Louds [Let’s pretend I’m the new lover/I’m a stranger not yet discovered] ⚜ 2. I Love You - Woodkid [Is there anything I could do/Just to get some attention from you?] ⚜ 3. 5 Years Time - Noah and the Whale [In five years time we might not get along/In five years time you might just prove me wrong] ⚜ 4. We Are Stars - The Pierces [When we met/I was pulling an angel out of a liar/We forget/Satisfaction kills our desire] ⚜ 5. Kick Drum Heart - The Avett Brothers [It’s not the chase that I love/It’s me following you.] ⚜ 6. Spine - Page France [And I wondered if the sky was just a ceiling/And you wondered if the ground was just a floor/Oh, how the world will make a fool of a believer/I was a believer once before.] ⚜ 7. Tiger, Tiger - Bishop Allen [So imitate the action of the tiger/or imitate the action of the snail/Snap your teeth and smile a little wider/or leave behind a lovely silver trail] ⚜ 8. Armor - Anne Brun [Welcome, my dear friend/I notice you are wearing your armor again/Is it the same as our last fight?] ⚜ 9. Temptation - Jeremy Warmsley [Up, down, turn around/Please don’t let me hit the ground/Tonight I think I’ll walk alone/I’ll find my soul as I go home] ⚜ 10. Any Other World - Mika [Take a bow, play the part, of a lonely lonely heart/Say goodbye to the world you thought you lived in] ⚜ 11. Harsh Words - Lonely, Dear [and I fell, and I fell, and I fell into the river/wider than I could see/ deep, it brought me down/and I could see how sad I must have been] ⚜ 12. The Wolves - Ben Howard [Falling from high places, falling through lost spaces/Now that we’re lonely, now that we’re so far from home.] ⚜ 13. Waste - Foster the People [And every day that you want to waste, that you want to waste, you can/And every day that you want to wake up, and you want to wake, you can] ⚜ 14. Bad Romance - Frank Ocean [I want your horror, I want your design/‘Cause you’re a criminal, as long as you’re mine/I want your love]

[sendspace][8tracks]

[madmoro]

VALVERT CRACK - WANT TO BE YOUR GIRFRIEND

01. Britney Spears — Toxic // 02. Liza Minnelli — The Man I Love // 03. Susan Egan — I Won’t Say (I’m In Love) // 04. Frankie Valli — Can’t Take My Eyes Off You // 05. Avril Lavigne (male version) — Girlfriend // 06. Elvis Presley — She’s not you // 07. ABBA — The Winner Takes It All // 08. Caesars — It’s Not The Fall That Hurts

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p.s. cover picture by part-hjrc. you can find it here

[thisistheater-blog]

When People Say Getting a Degree in Theater is Pointless

[babkits]

Everyday with my mom 😋

[thisistheater-blog]

People Who Think Working in Theatre isn’t a “Real Job”

[plaidmax-deactivated20200708]

Won’t you hold my hands over my heart? I want you to close my eyes, when it grows dark.

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[ice-solation]

[howaboutdisney]

YOU DESERVE AN AWARD AND DO U SEE KHAN WATCH HER AS SHE TURNS INTO A WARRIOR IM SCREAMING

[babkits]

Always repost

[babkits]

Good guy domino. This guy brings old pizza to the desk assistants working late night shifts at my college for free! God bless this man 🙏

[plaidmax-deactivated20200708]

Won’t you hold my hands over my heart?

I want you to close my eyes, when it grows dark.

01 hello my old heart / the oh hello’s. 02 not quite happiness / good old war. 03 you my love / marcus foster. 04 agape / bear’s den. 05 bow and arrow / reuben and the dark. 06 i was broken / marcus foster. 07 a love that will never grow old / emmylou harris. 08 til my days are through / sanders bohlke. 9 ‘cause i’m so scared of dying / right away, great captain! 10 surprise ice / kings of convenience. 11 ballad of the golden hour / widowspeak. 12 hiding my heart / brandi carlile. 13 tomorrow / daughter. 14 you / keaton henson.

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[thewaywardlady]

COME AND FIND ME

"It becomes so Hard to stand And I keep trying to dry my eyes.”

- Lights, ”Cactus In The Valley.” Siberia Acoustic.

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