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“NAFTER NOON!”

Every. Time. Every single time. I always get so delighted by this picture set. And I always forget what it’s followed up by. And then I see the “NAFTER NOON!” and absolutely lose it. I’m so glad this post exists.

bogleech

If you have billions of dollars it shouldn’t be a crime to steal from you. You’ve got enough money that your security should be your own responsibility and anyone who manages to swipe from your hoard deserves applause for besting a supervillain

safeashousespdf

i feel like there should be a ??? money limit ??? like once you reach, let’s say $10 million you aren’t allowed to keep anymore & have to give the rest away. pay for houses for homeless people, peoples medical bills, tuition, etc. there’s no reason any one human deserves to have $900 million while other people are homeless or barely scraping by.

ienjoyedtrolls

But a lot of people work very hard for their money. They shouldn’t have to give it away to everyone by law. So what if anyone is a billionaire? Odds are, they worked all their life to reach that status and now y'all want them to just throw it away to everyone they see on the street.

devilboyblues

you dont WORK HARD to become a billionaire. i dont think people understand how much a billion is. its not 100 million. it’s not even a 100k million. its a million millions. if you earned a million a day it would take you 2,7400 years to make a billion. and no one works hard enough to make a million a day. i know people who work very hard in prestigious jobs and theyre probably taking home 500k a year. at most. do you think billionaires are better than aerospace engineers? better than god?

bogleech

Yeah the only way to make billions is to reap the hard work of people working under you, which inherently means you aren’t paying them what they deserve. There aren’t exceptions to this. There is no way to deserve or earn that much by yourself.

mitski2020

God this made me scream

anchovy-official

every time i sneeze my ribs starts aching

tokai-teio

whaddit

dogdownloader

pics that make u go wahoo!! hell yeah!!!!

dogdownloader

wahoo!! hell yeah!!!!

teaboot

I was playing volleyball in the gym with the kids and this little boy got hit in the head and I was like ‘oh geez you okay dude’ and he just said ‘Yeah, I’m real strong watch this’ and punched himself in the face

teaboot

I said to be gentle with his brain and he told me ‘no really it’s okay look’ and I had to physically block him from slamming his forehead into the brick wall

teaboot

Superman’s preschool teachers all deserved raises