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tideartist-deactivated20171102

Needed this to cheer up–

disgustinganimals

please watch with sound on

leatherjacketsupervillain

That’s Cumlord! You can find his page on Facebook!!

that’s what

WHOMST

so much smol

WHAT

That’s a whole box of cute!

babybakedbean

My heart can’t handle all this 😭

jupitersflower-deactivated20200

“queer” is such a useless term. if i tell someone im bisexual, they know i am attracted to men and women. if a man tells me he is gay, i know he is a man exclusively attracted to other men. if someone tells me they are queer, it tells me nothing about them. it doesnt tell me who they attracted to. it tells me nothing about that person.

internettwink

It tells me they’re trying to be a extra lil bitch and that I shouldn’t be friends with them

terflies

No, you probably shouldn’t, for their sake.

star-fall-system

yall realise thats exactly the point, right

queer covers everyone who is noncis or nonstraight

it covers the identities you want to erase or disallow from the community

it doesn’t immediately tell you private information about someone’s sexuality or gender that you aren’t entitled to

and the person in question may not even know themselves, but queer is what they know they can always use if they’re not sure except they know theyre definitely not cis/straight

you hate it because it’s too inclusive and too broad. It’s supposed to be inclusive and broad. If someone tells you they’re queer then all you need to know is that they are in some way not cis or straight and other than that it aint your business. If being told someone’s identity is none of your business pisses you off, thats a you problem

sixpenceee

👏👏👏👏

damnselfly-b-deactivated2022042

quick protip: if someone is crying or freaking out over something minor, eg wifi not connecting, can’t find their hat, people talking too loud, do NOT tell them how small or petty the problem is to make it better. they know. they would probably love to calm down. you are doing the furthest possible thing from helping. people don’t have to earn expressions of feelings.

shoren18

I’m just gonna put it out there that if someone’s freaking about something small, they’re really freaking out about something big that they’re trying to deal with, or something long term that’s been building up, and that little thing is the straw that broke the camel’s back.

I don’t know, try and give people the benefit of the doubt. Don’t be the next straw on their broken back.

jrkaplonski

Needed this today.

animate-mush

People don’t actually go from 0 to 60. If you think they did, you have failed to notice how long they’ve been at 59.

autisticxprowl-deactivated20201

People don’t actually go from 0 to 60. If you think they did, you have failed to notice how long they’ve been at 59.

jade-bellatricus84

Once more for the people in the back:

PEOPLE DON’T ACTUALLY GO FROM 0 TO 60. IF YOU THINK THEY DID, YOU HAVE FAILED TO NOTICE HOW LONG THEY’VE BEEN AT 59.

pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated

durtybutch

*fixes my sleep schedule* *ruins it the very next day* bro

vladtheunfollower

:)

gotitforcheap-deactivated201611

if you’re american and coming to australia, I’m gonna go ahead and say that you should be 100 percent way more worried about being king hit by a dude named “dane” in a bintang singlet than any fucking spiders that exist here

marimopet

what does this say in english

merinnan

“Good sir, if you are a resident of the United States of America and coming to visit the sunny land of Australia, allow me to inform you that you should be rather more concerned about being sucker punched by a gentleman named ‘Dane’ who is likely to be seen wearing a wifebeater with a beer company logo on it than by any of the dangerous spiders that exist on this lovely continent”.

myangelofthelord

ok so what does it say in american

merinnan

“You’re more likely to get sucker punched/cold-cocked by an asshole than you are to be bitten by a spider”.

star-spangled-jackass

thank you

sugashook

🌼 🐝

It’s 2am and I’m drinking Jäger on my boyfriend’s couch while he talks about guitars and this is literally all I’ve ever wanted in a relationship, he makes me the happiest fucking guy ever

sacred-portal

lousirthe3rd-deactivated2022080

Me trying to find a way into the circle

humans-of-pdx

“This is my first cabbage! You know, a lot of times they’re kind of soft, but this one is solid! It’s going to be good eatin’!“ “What are you going to make with it?” “Well, this one I’m giving to my parents. You have to give the first one away or you just spoil the whole spirit of gardening.”