Its A Long Sad Story

my head is haunting me and my heart feels like a ghost|26

[creepymutelilbugger]

"i have to water the shitbird wait a minute"

"prosper stupid poultry"

[killxbunnyyy]

Hey sorry if I’m kinda weird I was supposed to be dead by now

[orpheuslament]

i need (abruptly stops talking & stares at some random fixed point with a vacant expression)

[astrodael]

[fairycosmos]

the devil couldnt reach me so he sent tooth pain. back pain. migraines. and the concept of rent

[hotchology]

gay sex is legal in the premarital sex purge movie. gay rights win.

[f0restnympho420]

dry humping?? girl there is nothing dry about the way i’m humping

[gimmiekiss1221]

[technofeudalism]

america’s 9/11

[sunbeast]

survival mincraft positive affirmation

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[itstimetomeetthemuppets]

He’s so small he only need one popcorn

[jame7t]

you are always telling lies

elephants are hunted for their jumping slime, which is used to produce trampolines and the runways of airplanes

[pangur-and-grim]

[blind-leading]

He is very

[oldbootbutch]

You are allowed to find things hot in theory while also never wanting to actually do them in real life btw. You can get off on whatever wild shit in your imagination and still prefer to be very vanilla in real life. Or not want to have sex at all in real life. You don't owe the universe anything in exchange for your dirty mind.

[lilhawkeye3]

i am going to shout this from the rooftops:

Katniss, Haymitch, and the Seam inhabitants are all described as olive-skinned, brown-eyed (edit: and gray-eyed), and dark-haired.

Peeta, Maysilee, Katniss’ mother and the Merchants are largely described as blond haired, blue eyed, light-skinned.

The Hunger Games adaptations have a huge weakness to their casting because they allowed their white audience to overlook this very important fact, that the Mockingjay is a brown girl, that her mother was disowned for having a mixed-race and mixed-class marriage, that Katniss and Haymitch were long shots not just because they’re Seam but because they are brown… because the only brown characters in the movies (i.e. Rue, Thresh, 11 in general) were there to be tragic, not to be saviors.

Katniss Everdeen is brown, and I won’t forgive or forget the movies for erasing that part of her character.

this has been another tea time with hawk ☕️🦅

[sndfrosteyneko]

[milk5-deactivated20260704]

Each pea makes us closer to getting bigger

[milk5-deactivated20260704]

Eventually we get larger from eating them

[mmilhouse]

goodbye $200 helloooo 3 groceries