🐻Wendy Martha Drake-Wayne-Dowd🐻

-The result of "The Tim drake pregnancy epidemic of 2025"- art credits to @bearspiracies main account

[babybearwendy]

THIS BLOG WAS CALLED @timberlovechid!!!

INTRO POST!

Pfp credit to @aestknowsbest

Name: Wendy Martha Drake-wayne-dowd

Age: 5

Birthday: 20th of April 2022

Parents: @timdrakeisbicyclesexual and @bearspiracies

Family: a lot of people

First word: Fuck.

Second word: Dada! (Refering to Bernard)

Nicknames: Babybear (Bern), Wends (main), Timspawn (J+D), Wendolyn (A),

Links + tags:

#Wendy Posts - original posts

#Wendy Questions - sent asks

#Wendy Reblogs - reblogs

#Wendy babbles - answering asks

#Wendy Text posts - text posts

Baby Wendy pictures

Coulor scheme: pastels: pink, green, blue, butter yellow.

Appearance:

Left eye green the Right grey-blue

Light Blonde hair

Tiny freckles

[alfie-thewayne]

Bored?

Just Rotate

- @babybearwendy

Yay, spins!!

[babybearwendy]

[rayhanna-wayne]

[babybearwendy]

What did I do 😭😭😭😭😭 Ray please 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

[babybearwendy]

//I'm crying. I'm crying. That's exactly what I was getting at. Wendy's birthday is a very specific time. (She was born a day late)

[babybearwendy]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PAPA!! @timdrakeisbicyclesexual

[babybearwendy]

Wendy @bearspiracies

[timdrakeisbicyclesexual]

"MOM PRII FUCKING BIT ME!" *A 7 year old wendy screams trying to shake off her little sister who is still attached to her arm*

@babybearwendy and @prii-mium

loser

[babybearwendy]

This is why I need therapy.

[timdrakeisbicyclesexual]

can i come

[babybearwendy]

You definitely need it

[timdrakeisbicyclesexual]

"MOM PRII FUCKING BIT ME!" *A 7 year old wendy screams trying to shake off her little sister who is still attached to her arm*

@babybearwendy and @prii-mium

loser

[babybearwendy]

This is why I need therapy.

[i-miss-my-spleen]

✨✨✨✨✨

- the pregnancy fairy

NO DON'T! NOT THE SPARKLES D:

[stephcantspell]

FUCK NOT AGAIN

[i-miss-my-spleen]

NOOOOOOOOO HOW AM I PREGNANT????? I DON'T EVEN HAVE THE BIOLOGY FOR IT 😭😭😭 WHO EVEN IS THE DAD???? I GOT PREGGERS'D BY SPARKLES

[sparkling-bear]

👁️👄👁️

What the fuck is even my life.

[i-miss-my-spleen]

DID YOU DO THIS? 😭

[sparkling-bear]

No. I promise.

[i-miss-my-spleen]

Good good-

....Ngl I was kinda hoping it was you because then I'd know who it was but I'm also glad it wasn't 😭

[sparkling-bear]

Tf you mean you hoped it was me do I look like I have wings?

[i-miss-my-spleen]

No but it seems like your sense of humor to throw magical sparkles at- Wait...Do you think it was Steph? She loves glitter, sparkles seem like something she'd do 🤨

Also blegh. Being pregnant sucks. I'm nauseous now.

// I'm making this ask canon, Tim's pregnant, we're forcing the gender crisis on my boy girl too lmao- >:3

[sparkling-bear]

Do you want me to come over and help dal'

[i-miss-my-spleen]

Can you bring me ice cream 🥺 And pickles 🥺 And cool whip 🥺

[sparkling-bear]

Yup, I'm coming over.

[i-miss-my-spleen]

Thank you babe 🥺

[sparkling-bear]

Open up.

[i-miss-my-spleen]

*Tim opens the door, letting Bernard in*

YAY BABE! Hiii~

[sparkling-bear]

*Bern who has his Stephanie hair length but is definitely Bernard in the clothes and makeup*

Hi!

[i-miss-my-spleen]

*Tim looks at Bernard, blinks a few times*

Your hair is longer than normal- You kinda look like Steph, haha-

*Tim is dressed in comfortable pants and one of Bernard's hoodies, hair unruly as per usual*

Did you bring the food? 🥺

[sparkling-bear]

Jesus Christ Tim, I haven't been trolling you for months how have you not realised yet lol.

Uh-huh I got the goods.

//I made what they look like here (except bear has tattoos)

[i-miss-my-spleen]

....Realized what-

Yay food! Hand over the pickles I need the electrolytes- I love electrolytes- My new best friend, the electrolytes-

// This Tim doesn't know yet lmao, Bersteph hasn't told him and my dear Timmy's like. Stupid oblivious lmao- Also damn Bersteph is FINE 😭

[sparkling-bear]

Man you're such a dumbass. This is unfortunately why I love you

What the fuck...

// I know but they're pregnant so I thought bs would just stop trying so hard.

//their kinda thicc and I don't mean In a curvey way necessarily. Also 6'0

[i-miss-my-spleen]

Gasp so mean, calling me a dumbass while I'm pregnant- I love you too!

I've got morning sickness, need to replenish the electrolytes lost from the vomiting, pickles are really good for that-

// Makes sense!! Tim is also a dumbass and distracted by cravings lmao.

// Damn. Exactly my type /j /lh

[sparkling-bear]

Alright darling

//mood as fuck. I also get distracted by food.

Bersteph *putting their hands on Tim's shoulders And looking very deeply into their eyes*: Me and Stephanie are the same person

Tim: *Still not fucking getting it*

[i-miss-my-spleen]

Thank you 🥺

// I love food....

Pffffff literally- I love Tim but. Dumbass. Inspired by myself lmao-

[sparkling-bear]

Do you want me to get you a puke bucket?

[i-miss-my-spleen]

Yes please- That would make this way easier- I've been camped out in the bathroom so I don't have to run to a trashcan or anything- The floor is not comfortable-

[sparkling-bear]

Alright

*kisses forehead*

[i-miss-my-spleen]

You're my favorite ever Bernard-

*hugs*

[sparkling-bear]

I'm the only Bernard. ignoring the multiverse that tumbler seems to be linked to

[i-miss-my-spleen]

Valid point but like I meant it with a comma, like "You're my favorite ever," and then a comma, and then me saying your name "Bernard," ya know? But also even counting the multiverse you're my favorite Bernard and my favorite person ever- (// Mun's a dummy and she forgot the comma /lh)

Ugh I need to lay down-

[sparkling-bear]

Oh- (//mun has dyslexia)

Yeah you do that Hun. Love you.

[i-miss-my-spleen]

Mhm- (// Oh 😭 I'm sorry-)

Lay down with meeeeee, I wanna watch tv shows- I love you too!

[sparkling-bear]

Alright all 6'0 of me. Coming through.

Love you more.

[i-miss-my-spleen]

YAY! Cuddles!

Love you most.

[sparkling-bear]

MWAH

Nuh-uh.

[i-miss-my-spleen]

SMOOCH

Yuh-huh!

[sparkling-bear]

*Giggles*

[i-miss-my-spleen]

*Giggles and hugs*

[sparkling-bear]

*Kisses all over face with hands around Tim's waist*

[i-miss-my-spleen]

Ahhhhh I'm drowning in kisses-

*Kisses back, arms wrapped around Bernard's upper body because height difference*

[sparkling-bear]

You're so portable.

*kisses cheek a bit of hair getting in his face*

[i-miss-my-spleen]

I'm portable???? Babe what does that even mean 😭

*Boops his nose*

Hey Bern?

[sparkling-bear]

You're pocket sized. I'm calling you short

Yeah what's up?

[i-miss-my-spleen]

Mean to me!

What'd you mean earlier when you said "how have [I] not realized yet" and you "haven't been trolling [me] for months"?

[sparkling-bear]

Take a long hard look at my face Tim. Do I resemble anyone else you know. I haven't been wearing my contour for a week.

[i-miss-my-spleen]

....I mean, you look like Steph, but that's because I have a very noticeable type-

[sparkling-bear]

Specific enough that you dated two intersex blonde people that are 6'0 bisexual with the same clothing size and need to use a cane. Come on Tim I'm not that good.

[i-miss-my-spleen]

....Oh my god I'm a fucking idiot- How did I not realize this sooner-

....Wait. Wait wait wait Steph dumped me- If you're Steph, then- Hang on- Steph broke up with me, and then when I asked you, Bernard, out, you said yes- Why'd you break up with me and then say yes later????

[stephcantcook]

HOE YOU BROKE UP WITH ME.

sorry got possessed by my inner Steph for a minute there.

[i-miss-my-spleen]

🤨 We have different memories of that but okay- Regardless my point is why'd you agree to go out with me again?????

[stephcantcook]

You're like some sort of virus that I can't get rid of your stupid autistic rizz has too much affect on me.

[i-miss-my-spleen]

I can't tell if I should be flattered or insulted by that, but thanks? I think?

.....What should I call you, though, then? Like. Are you Steph or are you Bernard? Or some secret third name?

[stephcantcook]

I go by both. I was born Valentine. I don't really use it much.

I'm Genderfluid so, it changes. I've always done this

[i-miss-my-spleen]

Makes sense. So who am I talking to right now? Since I know and you can be both around me now, I figure I should ask. Because genderfluid.

[sparkling-bear]

That's a great question. Bernard I think. But it's like more feminine Bernard.

[i-miss-my-spleen]

Makes sense!

.....Wait. If you're Steph...Doesn't that mean you're Spoiler too? How long have you- WAIT YOU WERE A ROBIN TOO- This is. So many realizations all at once.

[sparkling-bear]

Ah-hahaha-hah- yeah

Don't try and stress about it too much. You are pregnant.

(I was serving absolute cunt as robin)

[i-miss-my-spleen]

True and stress is generally bad but I also just had a major realization about my boyfriend and ex-girlfriend being the same person- ....My ex-girlfriend who faked her own death one time-

[sparkling-bear]

I actually did die. I just came back sooner than you guys think because I fell into another cult right after. That cult is the reason I need to use a cane.

[i-miss-my-spleen]

Oh no- That's. Not good babe- Speaking from experience, dying hurts-

[sparkling-bear]

Yeah no it really does. I was only really dead for like a week though.

[i-miss-my-spleen]

*Tim tears up a little bit and hugs Bernard*

I'm really glad you're not dead anymore-

[sparkling-bear]

Don't cry babe, I'm here now.

*kisses Tim's eyebrow*

[i-miss-my-spleen]

*Rubs his eyes, blinking away the tears*

I'm not crying, 's just something in my eye- I'm glad you're here now, babe-

[sparkling-bear]

Uh huh sure babe. Whatever helps you sleep at night.

[i-miss-my-spleen]

Mhm, because I'm always right, of course!

[sparkling-bear]

You're not always right. But You're certainly never wrong.

[i-miss-my-spleen]

Pssshhhhh basically the same thing-

Hmmmmmmmm hey babe?

[sparkling-bear]

Nuh uh. My step grandpa taught me that one.

Yeah what's up.

[i-miss-my-spleen]

Your step-grandpa-? Your family tree is confusing...Wait. Oh my god your family tree and Steph's, since you and Steph are the same person- This is even more confusing...

What should we name it? The baby I mean-

[sparkling-bear]

My step moms mom

This is my family tree purple is what I told you was steph and then green is Bernard

[i-miss-my-spleen]

Got it- This is....confusing but I understand.

[sparkling-bear]

Baby names

I was thinking something like Wendy or Priya

For a boy I don't know.

[i-miss-my-spleen]

I like Wendy. How about Thomas for a boy? We could call him Tommy.

[babybearwendy]

I hath been summoned.

[babybearwendy]

//

Context: my mii's of Tim and bear had a baby recently but it ended up looking more like Tim than bear. I love her. Her name is Priya

how do we feel about giving Wendy a sibling

yes (shared blog)

yes (implied/no blog)

yes (prii gets they're own blog)

no

Voting ended onJun 15

I'll do an age poll later. I kinda want her to be younger than Wendy.

@timdrakeisbicyclesexual @bearspiracies

@icedropairi @aestknowsbest

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[babybearwendy]

Wendy @bearspiracies

[bwayne-official]

Happy Pride Month!

I hope for everyone a safe and joyful Pride.

[babybearwendy]

https://picrew.me/share?cd=LEpJeSJLKd

[gothamgirl-circe]

[spacey-supernova]

what does this even mean?

[genderblindbag-tim]

[spacey-supernova]

???

[lillian-luther]

[spacey-supernova]

oh great. Lillian too now.

[that-doctor-chick]

[spacey-supernova]

Morgan noooo

don’t fall to their antics!

[the-supertrans]

- Jon

[spacey-supernova]

sigh

[stephcantspell]

[spacey-supernova]

Steph too???

[crowbarsmashedegg]

(I think this is funny so I'm hoping on the bandwagon)

[spacey-supernova]

…

WHAT THE FUCK IS THE ZOMBIE DOING HERE???

[rayhanna-wayne]

[spacey-supernova]

whyyyyyy?????

[sparkling-bear]

[spacey-supernova]

BEAR?????

[stephcantcook]

[spacey-supernova]

at this point it’s just harassment

[genderblindbag-tim]

Luv you too babes

[spacey-supernova]

sigh

i don’t even get what these meannn

[lotusflower-official]

[spacey-supernova]

alright well now i know y’all’re messing with me

Lotus doesn’t know shit

[batgirlandsuperboi]

[spacey-supernova]

sigh

[babybearwendy]

[timdrakeisbicyclesexual]

*puts you in shit makeup and a pink tutu*

- @babybearwendy

for fuck sakes not again

[babybearwendy]

You're a pretty princess!

@bearspiracies dada papa is being an ungrateful twat!!!!

[timdrakeisbicyclesexual]

fuck you mean for now

[babybearwendy]

[babybearwendy]

//On my way to traumatize this little shit 🤗