Lois x Selina Truther

Superhero Sideblog—18+—I will domestic those heroes if given the chance—WLW crackshipper

[atomikgarden]

Send me a ship and I'll give you my (brutally) honest opinion on it

[babybroloki]

Idk if this has been done but. Newly established Superbat after a lot of pining and then. Lex brings out Superboy

[feed-the-trash]

Girlfriend vs Baby mama except Bruce wins and basically takes Kon in (Clark’s forever on the couch)

[babybroloki]

You see my vision. Clark Kent nicest man on earth who’d never cheat still ends up with a boyfriend and a baby mama at each others throats.

[babybroloki]

Idk if this has been done but. Newly established Superbat after a lot of pining and then. Lex brings out Superboy

[babybroloki]

Does anyone know the bit Jack Whitehall does about going to school with Robert Pattinson and never getting any roles because of it? That’s Lex about Bruce to me.

“You ever look up the popular kids from school to laugh at how they’re doing now? Well I can’t even do *that* because the popular guy at my school was Bruce Wayne who’s now dating Superman”

[babybroloki]

Eat the Rich reporter Clark Kent would make posts like this only to find out Batman’s secret identity and be like “shit”

[darlinglovedoe]

Batman wants Superman so badly but can’t do anything about it so when they’re out of their suits, he takes it out on Clark Kent and flirts with him nonstop bc he thinks him and Superman look eerily alike

[babybroloki]

I think Clark writes scathing articles about LexCorp’s ethics and everyone thinks of him as an amazing class hero. But his stuff about Wayne Industries is always sunshine and rainbows and also the CEO’s hot

[babybroloki]

Realization. Clark’s on a reporter salary and doesn’t get paid to be Superman so he’s probably pinching pennies. When he goes to a LexCorp or Wayne Industries Gala for work that’s probably dinner for the next two days.

Then he starts dating Bruce and they sneak off to kiss in closets during stuffy boring events and when he leaves he realizes “shit I didn’t eatttttt"

[robs-your-robins]

Do you think that Bruce sometimes pulls the ‘my parents are dead’ card? Yes, I get that it was a traumatic and formative event for him but it would also sort of be funny, especially if he’s doing it ironically.

Some socialite telling him that he can’t bring his kids to events, asking what his mother would have said and Bruce deadpans and goes, ‘I think she would have liked to have met her grandchildren. But of course, she never did’

His med school lecturers threatening to flunk him if he doesn’t hand in his essay on blood loss, only for Bruce to say ‘it’s just a touchy subject for me’ and the lecturer blue screening because shit

Some rogue tries to kidnap Bruce at some event, holding a gun to his head, just for Bruce to look at the rogue, almost tearfully and be like ‘i always knew I would end up like my dad’ and the rogue just panics because now they are in a room with a bunch of pissed off people because they’ve almost made the Princess Diana of Gotham cry.

Clark gets mad at him over something, yelling at him and of course Bruce is just no listening so Clark just snaps, Ma Kent’s favourite phrase of ‘who raised you???’ Only to completely fucking choke, pray for the ground to swallow him up because Bruce’s expression just slips a little (inside he’s hysterically laughing). Clark comes by again with a batch of cookies.

He can't obviously use it on the kids and they can't use it on him.

[littlefankingdom]

Canon

[stinson-png-deactivated20210103]

“Girls want a Superman, but they walk past a Clark Kent every day”

You fuckin CLOWNS think you’re a CLARK KENT? Not on my fuckin watch. You dumb, headass motherfuckers are barely a Guy Gardner and you think you’re a CLARK KENT? The amount of disrespect is unreal.

[bairnsidhe]

Listen here, wannabes: My boi Clark is 240 lbs of PURE KANSAS BEEF trained from a young age by Ma Kent to Love and Respect women as the Intelligent, Independent beings they are.  He is shy rambling about tractors and casually moving the copy machine when my pen falls behind it and he would NEVER demand I be sexually or romantically interested just because he’s nice.

Y’all ain’t Clark Kent.

[chaosinacoffeecup]

I have never hit the reblog button so damn fast.

[therobotmonster]

“barely a Guy Gardner” is the sickest comics related burn I’ve heard to date. 

[spider-starry]

It’s like James Gunn saw this and based his Superman movie off of it.

[babybroloki]

Okay so don’t ask for details but in a Wikipedia spiral I found out that apparently in a comic there was some kind of shapeshifting villain who tried to fuck with Superman by turning into Lois and sleeping with Lex (Clois was married). And I think we’re missing an amazing opportunity to Superbat that

[babybroloki]

Now btw in my head Clark immediately knows smthn’s wrong so the plan to break them up doesn’t work *but* there was a camera so an image of Bruce getting plowed by Lex Luthor is on the internet forever

[babybroloki]

Okay so don’t ask for details but in a Wikipedia spiral I found out that apparently in a comic there was some kind of shapeshifting villain who tried to fuck with Superman by turning into Lois and sleeping with Lex (Clois was married). And I think we’re missing an amazing opportunity to Superbat that

[babybroloki]

The thing that makes me insane in DC canon (maybe it’s fanon I do not know) is Bruce stashing kryptonite in the cave as a contingency. That could go so wrong.

[babybroloki]

Lois: Alright, we need to establish code names. You can address me as Eagle One

Lois: Clark is “Been There, Done That”

Lois: Selina is “currently doing that” *they high-five*

Lois: Bruce is “If I had to pick a dude”

Lois: Diana, you’re “it happened once in a dream”

Lois: And Guy is….Eagle Two

[babybroloki]

Watched the new Superman and got *obsessed* with Superbat so reviving the superhero blog. I don’t know much DC canon beyond that and Batman 2022 but we’re here for the vibes

[babybroloki]

Bucky: How do I get through to Tony? What motivates him?

Loki: Blowjobs

Bucky:

Bucky: Is there a second option?

[babybroloki]

Bucky fully considers it for a few minutes though. He’s like “I could and it would be awesome and he’d listen to me. But Steve would be upset with me”

[imposterogers]

when I remember that almost every other iteration of steve rogers stays in the present with bucky, and endgame steve was an out of character outlier