[babydollstudios]

need her to lick texas roadhouse butter off my titties

[crabussy]

THAT'S IT I am quitting tumblr FOREVER. see you all tomorrow

[koiagain]

im going to fix my entire life

[fruitcakebro]

When?

[koiagain]

Like Um. later

[maxxie-or-smth]

maybe it's time to try religious psychosis

[autumnleavesrevisitedd]

there should be an emoji of a guy trying to strangle themself

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[pukicho]

I just napped in bed with a ray of sunlight cast upon me. Man, this is cats shit. I get it cats. That's rpretty good.

[kosmogrl]

[honeydewdrops333]

what is time and why can’t it stop

[uncertainlys]

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

[virginshane]

LET ME SCROLL I DON’T WANT TO MOVE THINGS IN YOUR STUPID GAME

[shark-citrus]

if youre my friend and ive texted you while you were jerking off im sorry

[deusben]

can you bite me all over? its like free acupuncture it'll relax me i swear

[shark-citrus]

homie stop texting me im trying to jerk off

[torsnach]

Fool me once I kill myself on the spot

[contemptible-scoundrel]

fuuuck I could use a mysterious benefactor right now

[omtai]

Normal groceries like milk or bread or whatever running out is whatever. Just anotha day. But when stuff like salt or cooking oil or rice runs out it feels like You’re supposed to be here for me and you’re leaving. You’re just like everyone else

[technofinch]

I have GOT to stop spending $30