Really need a daddy to rescue his baby princess from adult life , it so icky and not meant for me. I’m just meant to have fun, get high, and look pretty

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@babyplump
Really need a daddy to rescue his baby princess from adult life , it so icky and not meant for me. I’m just meant to have fun, get high, and look pretty
Me and Megumi <3
forever rooting for sensitive girls!!!!!! you have big hearts and a poet’s soul i love you
I’d give Peter Parker so many babies
My own son??? Happy to see ME??? For real?!?
Oh. That's why my cats been more vocal than usual. Thanks for helping me realize that op
I NEED TO BE A KITTY MAMA
Jack at the 2026 Oscars
Legit bouncing my titties moaning “fuck, fuck, fuck” over and over again
wanna get too high with some handsy friends
A dream
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fluff and suggestive - husband!choso begging for more children
you're standing at the kitchen counter in an oversized tee and no bra. hair in a claw clip. eating mini m&ms straight out of the bag like your life depends on it.
there are crayons on the floor. baby puree on the fridge. someone’s juice box is leaking.
somewhere in the house, one of your kids is yelling “i didn’t DO it!!” which means they definitely did it.
choso walks in behind you. wraps his arms around your waist and kisses your neck.
you don’t even flinch. you’re too tired.
“no.”
you say it immediately.
he mumbles, “i didn’t say anything.”
“you didn’t have to.”
he rubs slow circles over your hips. “just one more.”
you spin around and give him a look.
“choso. we have eight! that’s not a family. that’s a whole clan. borderline cult. we don’t need more.”
he blinks at you. so earnest. so endearing.
“but you’re so good at being a mother.”
you stare.
he continues. “you carry them so well. you glow. and you’re so pretty when you're round. all soft and warm and- ”
you slap a hand over his mouth. choso's eyes are twinkling. you swear you could see orion's belt in them.
“no, we are done,” you warn.
he licks your palm.
you yank your hand back with a shriek. “choso!”
he shrugs. like this is a perfectly reasonable conversation to be having while your 8 monsters children are currently going wild, due to the lack of parental supervision for just a few seonds.
“just one. a tiny one. a little bonus baby. we’ll name her star. or emerald. or-“
“you carry the next one if you want it so bad,” you point a finger in his face. “i’m done. finito. my uterus is retired. officially. she’s on a beach somewhere with a cocktail.”
he just nods. still doing his puppy dog smile.
and then-
“okay. but what if we just practice.”
you look at him.
he kisses your cheek. then your jaw. then down your neck.
“no pressure. just me and you and twenty minutes while they’re watching bluey or mucking around.”
you shiver.
you hate how good he smells. hate how easy it is to melt into his hands. hate that he’s already walking you backwards toward the hallway like he doesn’t already have a whole soccer team with your face and his hair.
you sigh.
“fine! we can practice for now. but if i get pregnant again-“
“you won’t.” he kisses your forehead. “unless your body wants to.”
you punch his arm.
he catches your hand. kisses your knuckles.
“i just love you, y’know? and all our babies. and the idea of making another one with you kinda makes me wanna lose my mind a little.”
you blink up at him.
he’s serious. soft eyes. pink cheeks. hopelessly in love.
you grumble. “…we’re not naming her star.”
his whole face lights up as you drag him to the bedroom.
A/N: GUYS I'M SORRY I TRIED! i had finished this ages ago i was just TOO NERVY
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Manifesting 💗💗
Universe this isn’t a want it’s a need
Daddy where are you? I really need you I’m too little to be on my own 😞
I will be a spoiled stay at home mommy the universe loves me and wants to give me all my desires because I’ve been through enough 🥺
Wanna be daddy’s spoiled plump princess who plops my fat ass onto his lap and whines for kissies when he’s distracted 🥺🥺
Was behind on my rent today so stressed about trying to find almost $400 and my community of friends stepped up and helped me😭. I literally started sobbing I’m so grateful I’m so used to doing stuff on my own this was like a miracle to me
what they don’t tell you about winter is that you go through the 5 stages of grief every morning when it’s time to leave your fluffy blankets
Exactly why I need a daddy to make my job being good for him and carrying his babies
stop glorifying and romanticizing weight loss, especially attained through illness & unhealthy habits
hold me down and knock me up? please? pretty princess please?
sometimes i lay my hand over my belly and rub it just because. its like an instinct at this point, like my body knows i will have a baby in there one day and one day i’ll always be nurturing a little life inside of me as well as taking care of my babies around me <3
Sameee
I do this wayyy too much
in my dream house i have my own room and a play room and my dad would have their own room. and their room is also my room but my room is only mine. and there’s a no boys allowed sign on the door and the only person that’s allowed inside besides me is dad