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[foxy-sierra]

Chaotic Neutrals do things just to raise some hell not for evil or for good but just because.

[immaplatypus]

oh, hello there new follower! very nice to meet you

??? okay that’s weird, and they followed one after the other. maybe the same person has two viking blogs? but why would a viking blog be following m–

w h a t

[immaplatypus]

OKAY WHAT THE HECK I WAS WONDERING WHY THIS SIMPLE ASK GOT SO MANY NOTES AND THEN

THERE ARE MORE

W H Y  A R E  T H E R E  M O R E

[stalker-among-the-stars]

Are these the new porn bots? Viking Bots?

[officialearthbound-deactivated2]

GIMMIE THE VIKING BOTS

[youtubeandsatan]

reblog in 15 seconds or you will never be followed by a blessed viking bot

[babyruth-unofficial]

BABY RUTH IS STILL ALIVE

[babyruth-unofficial]

WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM

aaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

[babyruth-unofficial]

confession time

babby ruth doesn't contain babby

[savannahgambino-deactivated2023]

My fiancé’s dad is Arabic, has a really thick accent and doesn’t really understand cursing so when he gets road rage he just puts a bunch of curse words together. My favorite so far “Up shut your ass, motherbitch.”

[holywaterbucketchallenge]

This is wonderful

[babyruth-unofficial]

everything is relative

[babyruth-unofficial]

you are not

[babyruth-unofficial]

YAIN'T

[babyruth-unofficial]

you are not

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Forceful resistance works. Going after them and revealing their ugly faces to the public works. Punching them in the jaw works. Showing them no mercy works. Make.Them.Tremble.

[abjectionrules-deactivated20200]

KEEP IT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[capricornluna-deactivated201810]

this blog hates donald trump

[pearlmarley]

Look how many people hate him. I’m pretty damn happy about that 😁😁😁😁😁😁

[letmeprosper]

All I want is this post to get a small amount of a million notes

[swolecheck]

All I want is this to be the most popular post in the history of this site

[blaqpanther]

Let’s make the notes disappear y'all

[phantomkinoc13]

Just so we’re explicitly clear on where i stand

[unofficial-baskin-robbins-fuck]

- WH

— IS THAT A BEE-MOTH HYBRID

[the-not-house]

YES.

[babyruth-unofficial]

beeee moth

[dankmemesforsadteens]

[joshpeck]

please get this off of my dashboard

[snorlaxatives]

it’s literally 2016 why did i just come across a buzzfeed video about snacks that “only 90s kids will recognize” like….. i watched the video and one of the snacks was literally a can of coke….. they poured a can of coke into a glass… 

[carlyclaw]

But did you recognize it?

[snorlaxatives]

i……….. did…………

[silverliveblogsthings-deactivat]

EXCUSE ME?

ARE YOU LIKE JAMIE’S YOUNGER BROTHER FROM SU?

I can see this kid is going to be like Dipper but much more dramatic. I love that.

Also, the little one is called Greg? That’s cool,another Greg to probably love. He looks like Soup.

Well that’s… distressing.

If you’re gonna chop off a tree I think those with faces are the last ones I’d consider to be honest.

“Yep. Yeah yeah okay yeaH YEAH OKAY OKAY YEAH.”

“We’re gonna die aren’t we.”

Aww I like their relationship already.

Reminds me of me and my cousin when we were little.

Uh….

Excuse me?

Hello there talking bird. I will call you…. Rosswell.

“See, this is what I’m talking about. First thing we speak with cute animals and then a week later we become emotionally scarred magical girls trying to destroy entropy. I don’t want that.”

[majorpepperidge]

this episode is off to a fucking amazing start holy shit