Cataholix @cataholix - Tumblr Blog

hatchetfield-scarecrow

Big day for weird little towns

teathattast

Brave little kitty

ce1erywheat

heroofthreefaces

poor girl must think she’s seeing the light of heaven

#I love her so gd much

radiation

never gonna stop thinking about this

hollowboobtheory

shut up this is the only video I care about

tearsovercaprisuns-deactivated2

how is the kentucky derby not trending on here?? the horse with the lowest odds wins and immediately starts biting everything in its sight, that sounds like a tumblr legend to me

sneakyspades

oh my fucking god

phantom-cosmos

This horse wasn’t even supposed to be in the race. Horse number 20 (can’t remember it’s name) dropped out the day before for whatever reason, and Rich Strike was just barely able to sneak a spot into the derby before the deadline. Not to mention that this was just some garbage $30,000 horse that didn’t have any kind of impressive breeding (yes I am aware $30k is still a lot, but for a Kentucky Derby horse, that’s chump change). He was the second biggest upset in the history of the Derby, with one other horse (Donerail) winning with 91-1 odds before in 1913 (Which, for reference, I’m pretty sure Donerail with his 91-1 odds still holds the record for the worst odds in the history of the race. Just for context of how shit Rich Strike’s 80-1 odds were. Not THE worst, but definitely up there).

I am in love with this shit horse who wasn’t even supposed to be there, had some of the worst odds in the history of the race, and had the worst starting position who completely destroyed all of the favorites to win. Watching him come up to first right at the last second was THRILLING.

hyperspacial

how are you not going to post Rich Strike Chomping Leg.

jaubaius

Purrrfect

petermorwood

The art of floofy felines.

everythingfox

I love noodle 👁👁

(via)

lizardsfromspace

The people of London may sleep easy, knowing that *checks notes* the devs of a fan remake of a game that isn't even commercially available anymore are behind bars

nyabbycat

vine legends just randomly popping up on tiktok gets me every time

POINT AND LAUGH

everyone be quiet !!!! he's sending email

computationalcalculator

rtrixie

Welcome to the future, where you don’t own anything and the stuff you rent stops working once your phone has no signal.

rickjameskinkshame

App powered car? 🤦‍♀️

rtrixie

I wish people remembered the age old wisdom that if something doesn’t absolutely require an Internet connection to function, it shouldn’t be connected to the internet - same goes for apps.

rtrixie

WHY IS A CATFOOD DISPENSER CONNECTED TO THE INTERNET

eeveelutionsforequality

Sometimes I’m glad that I’m too poor for my “cool future stuff” monkey brain to be set loose to buy stupid shit like this.

solarpunkcast

please please please do not buy into the Internet of Things. Digital displays for appliances are one thing, but you shouldn’t need the fucking internet to do your laundry or use the fridge.

mornington-the-crescent

#the smartest thing I have is a litter robot and if the internet shat itself I could always scoop it myself

fryeshiverbigman-deactivated202

campyvillain

Is the fish picture cute?

Rating: NO

This fish is clearly in distress. The fish is stationary, also known as the “freeze” response, indicating an enormous feeling of panic within the animal. The water is far too shallow for a fish of this size, and keeping a fish in a bathtub is unsanitary, both for you and the fish. This is not a healthy environment for a fish to be in, both physically and mentally, as the shock of the unfit living condition can severely lower a fish’s life expectancy - it is not cute, it is not trendy, and it is not worth the aesthetically pleasing instagram shots. Please stop treating animals like toys.