[jehovahhthickness]

[karkittysbeats]

[miranda-otto]

This is the perilousness of being a witch who consorts with mortals. Having knowledge they don’t, not being able to act on it or share it.

[saudijpg-deactivated20160530]

[treasures-and-beauty]

3D Printed Silverware. Design by Francis Bitonti Studio.

[wheeloffortune-design]

fucking elves

[mrbarnes]

The Desolation of Smaug Appendices

“I’ve never seen anything like it, and I’m English, I’m a tea fan; it’s one of the pillars of my life probably. But I’ve never seen anything like the amount of tea he drinks.” - Martin Freeman

[lordmogatron]

Exactly two people on the planet are allowed to wear a wifebeater tucked into jeans

That will be all; I won’t be taking questions.

[maxximoffed]

[middleearthsource]

[fullmetalalchemist-brotherhood]

Hiromu Arakawa FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST

[nowhereman97]

[femmegimli]

where tf is my boromir juice

[thesopelimers]

[kitty]

[kambubulag-moved]

i’m late but that’s fine

[greendaledaily]

Chilling Adventures of Sabrina / The Trial of Sabrina Spellman

[amaskdescribingamask-deactivate]

This is more punk than the whole of punk history.

[soundsof71]

I’ll tell you what’s ferocious. Freddie’s comeback to Sid calling him “Freddie Platinum” when they were recording down the hall from each other at London’s Wessex Studios (Queen for News of the World, Pistols for Bollocks).

Sid Vicious made the mistake one day of bursting into Queen’s control room and antagonizing their frontman. “Have you succeeded in bringing ballet to the masses, then?” he sneered. “Oh, yes, Simon Ferocious,” Mercury replied. “We’re trying our best, dear.” 

Then, according to Queen biographer Daniel Nester, Freddie rose from his chair and began to playfully flick the safety pins displayed on the front of Sid’s leather jacket. “Tell me,” he asked, “did you arrange these pins just so?” When Sid stepped forward in an attempt to intimidate Freddie, the singer simply pushed him backwards and inquired, “What are you going to do about it?” Sid immediately backed down. [x]

[oekaki-chan]

Some illustrations for my business card back sides _(:3 」∠)_

[autumncozy]

[uselessroy]

[paradisixx]

i’m so in love with this bath bomb 😍

[pocmemes]

[stars-struck-lover]

I had a server tell me about how he was harassed into going to a church baptism ceremony by a not so close friend and to get them off his back he agreed

He decided some time before that of he was going to be forced to do this her might as well have fun with it right? So he goes to lush and buys one of the black bath bombs, and cuts it in half.

Now fast forward to the day of and he is wearing a small harness under his shirt that is keeping both haves of the bath bomb one either shoulder blade.

He volunteers to get baptised

They take him up put him in the white robe and then he waits for his turn. Now the friend who invited him had no clue what he is doing. They are pleasantly surprised to see him participating.

Honestly. A mistake on their part.

I only knew this guy for a max of 45 minutes and I could already tell this dude was a chaos entity.

So his turn comes up and they go to dunk him and the water immediately starts to foam and turn black and he starts screaming like a banchee jumps out the water and hisses at the priest

Everyone fucking lost it and her was banned from ever attending that church again.

So yeah all in all seems like a great thing to do for a hilarious story

[parlezvousladybug]

Legend