The Ineffable Teacher Witch

“Laughter ringing in the darkness, people drinking for days gone by. Time don’t mean a thing when you’re by my side.”

[anakin-skywalker]

STAR WARS PREQUELS APPRECIATION WEEK ✰ FAVORITE OUTFIT

[exceptionalcelestial]

oftentimes when you look back on media you enjoyed as a child it’s like hello why did they let a 14 year old fight a dragon? but star wars holds up. luke is 19. his reaction to losing his whole family is to say “alright, let’s do this. I’m gonna learn to meditate and hire a sexy drug dealer and his friend who’s a furry to be my uber across the galaxy so I can blow up a fascist government” that’s something only a 19 y/o would do

[lookitsstevie]

All I want for Christmas is you 🎶🎵

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[simonalkenmayer]

That is absolutely adorable.

Hahahaha the scream.

[abouttimefortea]

Din: Are you a jedi?

Luke THEE Skywalker, green light saber in one hand, black Prada™️ glove on the other, wearing the 1000 thread count Gucci™️ jedi robe, the Black Chanel™️ Boots: yeah

[plxviophile]

john mulaney has checked into rehab. here’s what we are going to do:

• support him

• wish him well

• respect his privacy

here’s what we are NOT going to do

• make jokes because addiction is not funny

• speculate anything about his marriage or personal life

• attack those in his personal life (*ahem, leave anna alone. don’t go asking pete davidson for details. none of that)

addiction is a serious disease, and while this news may be troubling, i am so proud of him for seeking help. you can too.

[barissoffee]

DARTH VADER in ROGUE ONE: A STAR WARS STORY (2016) LUKE SKYWALKER in THE MANDALORIAN (2020)

[krusedull]

[widowdeckersrep]

luke: *taking down 48753709 droids in a matter of 48 seconds whilst keeping his dramatic vintage designer black hood/cape combination on and not getting a scratch on his shiny patent leather boots, then preceding to dramatically strut into the control center and flick back his hood to put on a show for a force sensitive frog who’s waiting with his dad and his dad’s half royalty half bounty hunter friends*

anakin, from force ghost heaven: that’s my boy

[themanilafolders]

I absolutely love how Luke Skywalker enters like THIS

In his Channel boots, in the most dramatic entrance he can possibly make; holding true to the Skywalker Flair ™️

And poor Din, who has asked literally anyone he could this exact same question, looks at him and his glowing sword and goes

“Are you a Jedi?”

And I would like to think that for a solid few seconds Luke’s brain went through the Windows startup screen

[lesbianwyllravengard]

Mandalorian chapter 16 like

[hawkeyepancakes]

I need Luke giving Din regular updates via holo about Grogu’s progress in Jedi school:

“Everyone here ADORES him. My sister asked if she could adopt him, and I told her I didn’t think you would approve.”

“He has this little silver ball he always carries around with him, looks like a knob from a control panel. He says it reminds him of you.”

“We’ve had to put a force-proof lock system on the pantry to keep Grogu from stealing snacks.

“YoUR SON tried to force-choke my nephew today!”

“There was a frog infestation in one of the student chambers, and Grogu volunteered to help take care of it. Now he says he’s too full to eat dinner.”

“We’ve been working with sticks to prepare for—GROGU DJARIN for the last time, stop hitting R2-D2!

[assiraphales]

looking back is so funny bc it’s so obvious that din djarin is A Chosen One and everyone in the room knew it and has been trying to convince him to join the Plot bc he’s the chosen one but he refuses to believe it, even when he wins a magic sword in battle that would allow him to claim rulership of an entire planet he’s like idk guys

[sicaurigus]

I find it hilarious that the relationship between Grogu (who can’t talk) and Din (who doesn’t talk much) has been built almost entirely on the body language/facial expression between a HELMET and a PUPPET and we’re all ride or die for it anyway

[screamingmike-is-tired]

Luke, running into Leia and Han's home: OMG

Leia & Han: what?

Luke: Long ass story! What you need to know is that I have a baby that looks just like my jedi master, Yoda, and now I'm going to marry the king of Mandalore

Han: *dial up noises*

Leia: .... WHAT?

[lesbisoka]

"are you wearing the--"

"the chanel boots? yes, i am"

i know everyone has made this joke before but ive decided to immortalize it in video format, youre welcome & i'm sorry

[aspiring-weird-old-man]

Boba Fett when Din asked him if he was a Jedi: Bitch do I look like-!

Boba Fett when he finds out Din asked Luke fucking Skywalker if he was a Jedi: