wæw look at this mess

milo emi || they/them || welcome, enjoy some dumb memetic content

[shadovvheart]

my very photogenic orange muse

my carrd ✦ bluesky ✦ art only blog

[zannolin]

i relate to leon s kennedy because i too have had the same fuckass haircut for the last 15 years

[rocktheholygrail]

[krusedull]

I had low expectations for Infantino in regards to Trump, but Holy Fuck...

Pure sportswashing right in our fucking faces.

[troutlawyer]

Grandmas were so right about puzzles and knitting and crocheting and solitaire and reading slow and slippers and baking and watching deer in the backyard send post

[homeboygirl]

theres bikes around the city you can rent but you have to use an app that needs your drivers license. theres buses that drive right to your destination, but if you dont have change you need the app. you can wash your car here if you sign into the app. you can go to the bathroom here you just have to unlock it with the app that needs your location on. you can order at this restaurant if you scan the code and download the app. im losing my freaking mind

[charlesoberonn]

[bearfeathers]

[rainia]

americans pleeease. please kill elon musk 🙏🙏🥺😔😩🙏 americans! please. Please !!! kill elon musk. don't you remember gun.. ? bang bang ? your favorite game..? Americans... please. 😔🙏 have you forgotten your local deity, captain america: kill nazis??? americans !! I know you can do it 🥺🙏 please americans..

[translatingpostsintoitalian]

americani per favooore. per favore uccidete elon musk 🙏🙏🥺😔😩🙏 americani! per favore. Per favore !!! uccidete elon musk. non vi ricordate la pistola.. ? bang bang ? il vostro gioco preferito..? Americani... per favore. 😔🙏 vi siete dimenticati la vostra divinità locale, capitan america: uccidi i nazisti??? americani !! so che ce la potete fare 🥺🙏 per favore americani..

[honeko-neko]

Americanos por favooor. Por favor maten a Elon musk 🙏🙏🥺😔😩🙏americanos! Por favor. Por favor !!! Maten a Elon musk. No recuerdan las armas.. ? Bang bang ? Su juego favorito..? Americanos... por favor. 😔🙏 olvidaron a su deidad local, el capitán América: matar nazis??? Americanos !! Se que pueden hacerlo 🥺🙏 por favor americanos..

[kettu-kettu]

amerikkalaiset joooko. jooko tappakaa elon musk 🙏🙏🥺😔😩🙏 amerikkalaiset! jooko. Jooko !!! tappakaa elon musk. ettekö muista pyssyä.. ? bäng bäng ? teidän lempileikki..? Amerikkalaiset... jooko. 😔🙏 oletteko unohtaneet paikallisen jumalanne, kapteeni amerikka: tapa natseja??? amerikkalaiset !! Mä tiedän että pystytte siihen 🥺🙏 jooko amerikkalaiset..

[ceoandslutler]

āmricayiyā lotfannnn. lotfan elon musk-o bokoshīd 🙏🙏🥺😔😩🙏 āmricayiyā! lotfan. Lotfan !!! bokoshīd elon musk-o. aslahe-ro yādetūn rafte.. ? bāng bāng ? bāzi-ye mored-e alaghatūn..? Āmricayiyā... lotfan. 😔🙏 āyā katkhoda-ye mahallitūn-ro yādetūn rafte, capitan-e āmrica: nāzi koshūn??? āmricayi-ya !! Midūnam ke mitūnin 🥺🙏 lotfan āmricayiyā..

[oceanpilled-fishcel]

amerykanie błagaaaam. błagam zabijcie elona muska 🙏🙏🥺😔😩🙏 amerykanie! proszę. Błagam !!! zabijcie elona muska. nie pamiętacie pistoletu.. ? pif paf ? wasza ulubiona zabawa..? Amerykanie... proszę. 😔🙏 czy zapomnieliście o swoim lokalnym bóstwie, kapitanie ameryce: zabijaj nazistów??? amerykanie !! Wiem że możecie to zrobić 🥺🙏 proszę amerykanie..

[fawnheartedly]

les américains s'il vous plaaaait. s'il vous plait tuez elon musk 🙏🙏🥺😔😩🙏 les americains! s'il vous plait. s'il vous plait !!! tuez elon musk. vous vous rappelez des pistolets.. ? pan pan ? votre jeu préféré..? les américains... s'il vous plait. 😔🙏 avez vous oubliez votre dieu, captain america: tuez les nazis??? les americains !! Je sais que vous pouvez le faire 🥺🙏 s'il vous plait les américains..

[spudsaaa]

amerikaner snäääälla. snälla döda elon musk 🙏🙏🥺😔😩🙏 amerikaner! snälla. Snälla !!! döda elon musk. kommer ni inte ihåg pistol.. ? pang pang ? ditt favoritspel..? Amerikaner... snälla. 😔🙏 har ni glömt er lokala gud, captain america: döda nazister??? amerikaner !! jag vet att ni klarar av det 🥺🙏 snälla amerikaner..

[gatoma]

Americaner biiiiiitteeee. Bitte tötet Elon Musk 🙏🙏🥺😔😩🙏 Americaner! Bitte. Bitte !!! Tötet Elon Musk. Erinnert ihr euch nicht an knarre.. ? Knall knall ? Euer lieblings Spiel?..? Americaner... bitte. 😔🙏 habt ihr eure lokale gottheit vergessen, Kaptain America: Tötet Nazis??? Americaner !! Ich weiß das ihr es schaffen könnt 🥺🙏 Bitte Americaner..

[shiurke]

amerikiečiai prašaaaaau. prašau nužudykit eloną muską 🙏🙏🥺😔😩🙏 amerikiečiai! prašau. Prašau !!! nužudykit eloną muską. ar nepamenat šautuvo.. ? bang bang ? jūsų mėgstamiausio žaidimo..? Amerikiečiai... prašau. 😔🙏 ar pamiršote savo vietinę dievybę, kapitoną ameriką: žudyti nacius??? amerikiečiai !! Aš žinau, kad jūs galite 🥺🙏 prašau amerikiečiai..

[krusedull]

amerikanere vææær så snill. vær så snill drep elon musk 🙏🙏🥺😔😩 amerikanere! vær så snill. Vær så snill !!! drep elon musk. husker dere ikke pistol..? pang pang ? favorittspillet deres..? Amerikanere... vær så snill. 😔🙏 har dere glemt den lokale guden deres, captain america: drep nazister??? amerikanere !! jeg veit at dere kan klare det 🥺🙏 vær så snill amerikanere..

[willgrahamscock]

not now kitten, daddy's about to have a mental breakdown from seeing the prices at the grocery store

[willgrahamscock]

and it’s so much worse now

[waitineedaname]

"we don't have girl talk, we have creature talk," my roommate Julia just said while rolling on the floor, "put that on your fucking tumblr, they'll love that shit"

[waitineedaname]

she just asked how many notes this post has and I told her eighteen and with restrained glee she said "this is going to do horrible things to my ego"

[waitineedaname]

I'm out of town rn but I told her this broke 500 notes and sent her some of yall's tags

[bugsybaritone]

Hey op why is the contact icon a T if their name is Julia? *condescending tone* do you have your roommate saved as “trash” in your phone?

[waitineedaname]

nope!

[ur-daily-inspiration]

letterpress postcards by Pottering Cat, Japan

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[acreaturecalledgreed]

i was gonna say it Does have a tail thats what the cord is thats why its called a mouse!!!! and then i remembered most mouses are cordless now and got fucked up bc IT IS A HAMSTER and now immfucked up bc like. technology has advanced so must thay mice have changed species

[acreaturecalledgreed]

it matters to me that you all know i was wizard high when i wrote that

[bizarrequazar]

May I offer to you,

[scarlettohairdye]

I love the hamster mice but I think we need to discuss the term “wizard high,” something I have never heard before but is incredibly evocative

[hapalopus]

Scandinavians when outdoor string lights were invented

[hapalopus]

Scandinavian trees from October to March:

[cowboy-computer-virus]

i wannd to join the trend. *joke redacted from everyone taking it too seriously*

this is westcoast Norwegian Miku. Behold

[chiisana-lion]

[ryebreadedd]

had to make the inverse situation of this. lets give it up for time blindness yayyy

[funkylittlebats]

And a shout out to executive dysfunction

[shamebats]

[underwaterfraulein]

@emsails YOU'RE RIGHT AND YOU SHOULD SAY IT

[dsmsix]

thought I was muted and just had this exchange with a coworker on a zoom call

[krusedull]

[mlnmo]

harley quinn redesign but she dresses like xuxa

[mlnmo]

dc writers take notes

[cephalophor]

Oh she would EAT the second one

[mlnmo]

her looks are so iconic, harley would slay

[nevoadecaipora]

DC please so much potential

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