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fern | 29 | they/them, it/its

[bacchanyalia]

this is gonna be a pinned post so i can access my tags on mobile easier

[figofswords]

i miss my beautiful wife joann fabrics it feels as if eons have passed since i last saw her. this guy michael keeps waving her visage in front of me and saying she’s living in his house but he is lying to me. i know this because i went into his house and found only fragments and memories of my beautiful wife joann and pictures of her shadowed face labeled “online only”. michael won’t even let me order swatches from him

[frodoomsday]

ive unintentionally made "yucklet eyes" a term i use commonly so i will define it here. i dont know what anyone else calls this but yucklet eyes are when any animal does this especially if it's eyes dont normally look like that

[reverendsicko]

Been sighing like a dog today

[woman-becomer]

imagine a goat with a hat

STOP-

what hat did you give the goat what is the instinctual hat you gave to this goat

[balaclava-trismegistus]

I know it sounds silly but sometimes I think I moan like a girl which is probably pretty shallow. You have good advice.

That's actually ok keep doing that

[intactics]

"rickrolling is mean" rickrolling is the gentle, kind, prosocial descendant of what we used to do on the internet, which was putting a redirect to goatse in every possible misspelling of a url

[peony-pearl]

THIS IS AN OC CHECKPOINT

give me 1 cool fact about your oc RIGHT NOW

[peony-pearl]

UPDATE it doesn't even have to be 'cool', give me a fact about ur oc!!!!

[fairycosmos]

t shirt that just says WHATEVER YOU’RE READING INTO MY FACIAL EXPRESSIONS AND BODY LANGUAGE YOU’RE MISINTERPRETING

[tpwrtrmnky]

"Whether someone understands it or not, these are the consequences of the political views they're espousing" is a pretty important analysis tool for online movements because quite honestly, over half of everyone engaging in politics online have no foundations for the stuff they're saying and are just saying whatever makes them feel like a member of an in-group.

[tpwrtrmnky]

If your in-group is "the left" you're very much not immune to this. In fact, trying to do left-wing politics without even trying to build a foundational political understanding is a great way to end up as a neo-nazi with a tumblr accent rather than an effective left-wing advocate.

[powerburial]

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

You wake up as the protagonist of This Anime. How fucked are you? https://wheelofnames.com/qef-dsg

You have become the protagonist of this anime!

How fucked are you?

this is amazing actually!

This is good!

Eh it's okay

BAD.

SO BAD IM SO FUCKED.

I'm not the one who's getting fucked ;)

Results/other

Remaining time: 3 days 20 hours

[caats]

[ottisbuns]

Post that also work from the perspective of the cat.

[katelyn-danger]

Corsi–Rosenthal Box - Wikipedia

just a heads up for folks caught in this wildfire smoke, you can make a home air filter for approximately $100 that works better than most commercial air filters.

[thumperdaetimes]

[tretonia-ctssrs]

‼️‼️‼️. Buy one! Each year is getting hotter and the fires are gonna get worse and more constant!

[pankendev]

(snaps out of it) OH MY GOD WHAT HAVE I BEEN DOING!! HOLY JESUS CHRIST FUCK WHY DID NOBODY TRY TO STOP ME (eases back into it) ahhhh. yeah this feels right

[bacchanyalia]

what if.... i actually Did do artfight....... looks around furtively

[bacchanyalia]

baby's first corsi-rosenthal box!! it is UGLY but functioning well from what i can tell (it's sucking pieces of paper to the filters when i hold one close) can't wait to have semi-clean air in an hour or two